What are your HONEST thoughts on this creature?

What are your HONEST thoughts on this creature?

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chop his wings off

>his

I wish I had a loli gf.

built for big trainer cock

really cute, probably my favorite mythical
i remember as a kid there were all sorts of rumors about finding jirachi if you do something with the white rock at the space center

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Are those papers part of its body? Would it hurt if I ripped them off?

you can write on them

it would be extremely painful

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JARACHI I RIKE JARACHI

Onahole

UU shitmon

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bullshit

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Why is that thing Steel-type?

it's made of meteors. Iron meteors.

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Why does the TCG have "Lightning" and "Metal" as types?

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I love Jirachi

It looks like it could fit in my microwave. I wanna put it in my microwave.

Made for making extremely obese

What is wrong with you

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would

Nothing. I just want to see it explode in my microwave.