*lays egg in front of you*
What now Big Boy???
*lays egg in front of you*
Hunter Butler
Ryder Allen
only good parody thread on Any Forums
Ian Brooks
>lust provoking image
>irrelevant time wasting question
Jose Robinson
do chickens actually have a vajayjay?
Christopher Thomas
>>lust provoking image
seek Jesus
Carter Reyes
no
Thomas Hernandez
Do you think watching us eat her eggs is her fetish? If so, I could sensually sniff and lick her eggs, and make a show of cooking them up infront of her and consuming them. Then when I'm done and she's really raring to go, we could make sweet love all day long. After writing that I now realise, that hens are clearly the perfect partner for a human male. Sex and food in one nice little package. And all you have to do is feed it some seed and water every once in a while.
Kayden Fisher
Why post a chicken laying an egg ? It's just a normal everyday event.
Ethan Wood
Fa0
Michael Evans
>no cloaca
the original pic is much hotter
Elijah Miller
based
Levi Lee
some people find it hot and it's also vidya related
Kayden Williams
well, obviously, i now have to eat all the eggs.
Brayden Hughes
Gavin Robinson
Fun threads.
Christian Ramirez
Brandon Cox
Camden Sanders
>some people find it hot
I don't follow. Laying an egg is a simple biological thing what could be hot in that ?
Owen Hernandez
i will eat those eggs and in return you will receive protection and care for your well being. Deal?
Evan Rodriguez
>simple biological thing
so is having sex
Ayden Peterson
Brayden Jones
Nathaniel Barnes
Charles Ortiz
A woman is a simple biological thing.
Jaxson Ward
i have been thinking about getting some backyard chickens
Kayden Stewart
Shitting is too but for some reason find shit (as in poop) hot, so idk
Kayden Smith
When chickens need to lay an egg it kind of surprises them and they waddle off in a funny way to their coop to lay it.
Charles Barnes
>vertical slit
retard
Gabriel Evans
The weak should fear the strong.
Jose Jackson
what the actual fuck? did the yolk get obliterated by g force or something?
Sebastian Morales
not like this yolk bros.. not like this..
Andrew Foster
whot
Brayden Johnson
no
furries will draw chicken porn and then convince themselves it isnt bestiality because it has human genitals