What am I in for ?

What am I in for ?

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1 is meh, 2 is k, everything is garbage and should be avoided

>everything is garbage and should be avoided
This is the most succinct and truthful summary of the Kingdom Hearts series I've ever read.

Shit games

pure cringe

You're a faggot for getting it, so you'd probably enjoy it

Truly boring games. Honestly just so fucking slow and like nothing happens. It's like someone who doesn't like final fantasy, made a series mocking it.

An extremely autistic story that you'll either love or hate. Gameplay is pretty fun regardless.

They are mostly just really easy, shallow hack and slash games, with minor RPG elements though. It's like babies first devil may cry.

1 and 2 are kino
the spinoffs are ok, i didnt really like them
3 is mediocre

Disney wank with bad combat and even shittier writing.

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Two great games and a whole lot of garbage.

Good luck getting more than two people to agree on what the good games are though.

KH1 is the best overall— Genuinely a masterpiece and a near perfect game.

KH2 has great combat, but is heavily flawed in other ways (mainly in level design and story).

The handhelds are enjoyable for what they are, not perfect, but not as bad as some say.

KH3 is very underwhelming.

Series peaked with 2, but if you enjoyed the superbosses of 2 which were the best part of the game for me and many others you might want to play 3 for the superbosses alone.

Easily some of the best games of all time with the best action gameplay imaginable, apure musical ludokino experience. The games are a treat if you like Disney, especially.
Filtered faggots.

I keep hearing this but later games actually get a bit difficult but usually some broken mechanics just makes it all feel brain dead. Still it's an extremely flashy game and feels more like an anime fight than anything else.

Sora's KH3 looks great in the artwork but shit in the game. Why is that.

heres that attention you ordered. your parents will never love you

Every game past the first has some very noticeable problems:

>CoM
Balancing is fucked.
>KH2
Far too easy, gimped level design and terrible pacing. Also needed a FM version to “fix” it (by which I mean they slapped on an extra difficulty mode and some extra superbosses and called it a day).
>Days
The gameplay is just trash in general with some of the worst bosses in the series
>BBS
Once again, balancing and some questionable boss design in places.
>Re:Coded
I’ll concede that this one lacks any major flaws, unless you count repetition as a flaw.
>DDD
Bad balancing and irreparably fucking up the series’ story.
>KH3
Cut content, corporate meddling and awful pacing.
>Mobile games
Literally just gacha.

Please never reply to my posts ever again and go outside, I can smell the stench from here.

ohhhhh goofy