Game lets you befriend random encounters

Perhaps if you're an inner city noodle boy.

she cute

what the fuck

Unless you're a woman or a child, no.

>frantically racks Mosin Nagant bolt

undertale?

>game lets you eat NPC's

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we must find a third

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CDDA. Ironically, moose will absolutely wreck your shit in that game.

It's a female moose and doesn't have a calf to protect, there is way less reason for it to flip out.

>*slaps ur mares ass at the club*
wdyd

>WUT YOU LOOKING AT WHYBOI?

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meese

What's up with Americans wanting to kill everything?

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Or worse, a parent.

I'm not American, and I do not enter moose territory with anything less than .308

he just wanted to make friends...

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Why would you carry a joke gun like a .45-70 revolver instead of something useful like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ll--DXOWPyA
.45-70 belongs in nothing smaller than a carbine.

this is so sad to read

>sees moose
>light startle
>casually enters the shed in no great hurry
Most Canadian response I've seen

>DUDE I'M AMERICAN
>I TAKE FUCKING GUNS WITH ME EVERY TIME I GO OUT
>I FUCKING LOVE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
>BOOBS?! EEEEEWWW YOU SICK FUCK

Rude

why are they like this

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What part of me not being American did you not understand, mouthbreather?

Speak to any rural Swede or Norwegian, and they'll say the same.

literal mong(ol) DNA

>enemies cant open doors

>T-T-T-HEY D-D-DO IT IN E-E-UROPE AS W-W-WELL
Shut the fuck up you piece of shit American.

me when i enter the group chat

Moose are scaredycats and will try their best not to cross paths with humans. Even huge males will rather run away from you from a light startle than attack you. A moose will only attack you if you are betweeb it's calf, or it's female. Anything else and it will run away from you.

mussy

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I am Scandinavian and a gun owner, you whore.

You are American and you have hundreds of guns. You filthy violent muttbeast.

why are you guys so scared of moose? we don't mean any harm

kek europeans a so incredibly jealous it's insane

>t.

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I wish I had hundreds of guns.

There's hardly any wild life in China because they eat whatever moves. I've seen videos of people on motorcycles stopping suddenly to kill a snake on the side of the road to take it home for dinner. Everything wild there has been hunted to extinction.

Any games where I can play a moose?

95% chance the guy you're replying to is

>nogunz
always a good laugh

Guns are for protecting yourself you retard, the US is full of predators and large game that can be life threatening.
Since such a reasonable and rational thing is absurd to you I'm guessing you are from a country that doesn't have such threats or one where they government has made you it's bitch.

>carrying an appropriate response weapon to deal with a possible angry territorial living tank while you're outdoors makes you American
So. From what shithole western major city are you from, citycuck?

>caribou
>when it's an obvious reindeer

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>casull
ngmi

reason why they are the worst animals to crash into and also why its a goof idea to drive a a heavy duty truck or suv with front guards so its body doesn't smash through the front seats

>See large peaceful animal
>AWWW SHEEEIT IMA KILL THIS NIGGA
>Shoot it
>IT WAS SELF DEFENSE OFFICER I SWEAR
Eat shit you violent monster.

>this thread

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>peaceful
>moose
You didn't answer my question. What shithole city are you from?

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>peaceful
They're very much not, though.