Why do Sonic fans have such low standards?

Why do Sonic fans have such low standards?

>lame humor
>Sonic's design is still ugly, unexpressive and unappealing
>cliche, manufactured Hollywood garbage

I know Modern Sonic sucks, but come on.

The OVA and the Sonic CD cutscenes seem to be the only good adaptions of Sonic.

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You had too high expectations

>>Sonic's design is still ugly, unexpressive and unappealing
This. Tails and Knuckles look so good in comparison that it is actually jarring to see Sonic next to them.

didn't ask

I liked it.

no actual sonic fan is praising this trash. classicucks and sonic haters pretend these movies are good just to spite sonic fans.

Carrey felt way too memey, which I just chalked up to him being insane and obsessive over Sonic, but I don't think he has a serious normal line that isn't delivered like a joke/reference. Idris also sounds way too old to Knuckles and hams up the dummy aspect of his persona way too much. It's like he becomes more retarded as the movie goes on.
The Siberia tavern scene and the Super Sonic bits were easily the best parts.

We won't mention that bit in the middle that went on for way too long with 0 Sonic characters present for all of 14 minutes.

>classicucks
Those are the real Sonic fans. And this movie is written like modern Sonic with its lame humor and edginess so why would you be bitching about it? It was made for retards like you in mind. The even make GUN and Shadow a big deal.

Why couldn't Sonic just be the Sonic CD aesthetic, instead of redesigning an already perfect character and adding the worst dialogue in existence?

Hah! Worst dialogue in existence!
Only user could come up with a line like that!

knuckles looks like shit too. the only one they didn't totally screw up is tails, and even he still looks a little off.
other than the typical hollywood superiority complex, i don't understand why they gave them these "realistic" redesigns in the first place. the whole shtick here is that they got isekaied from mobius to earth. wouldn't it make more sense for them to look exactly the same as they do in the video games since they're supposed to be fish out of water in this setting? think roger rabbit, but in cgi.

>We won't mention that bit in the middle that went on for way too long with 0 Sonic characters present for all of 14 minutes.
I still think a fan edit could help here a lot. Firstly, roll the scene where Tom calls Sonic to check up on him with the scene where he accidently switches rings with the girl so we can cut the scene later on. Then cut out the whole ridiculous spy in love subplot entirely from the film.

These movies are really bad.
Knuckles is the only good thing.

>Why do Sonic fans have such low standards?
Are you kidding? Sonic fans are battered housewives on the grounds that Sega keeps kicking their ass for having their standards set too high.
It is so bad that Sonic fangames are more well-respected than actual, official Sonic games themselves.

The only reason anybody cares about Sonic Origins and doesn't call it a yet another collection of ROMs slapped into an emulator is because of the developer connection with the Sonic mobile ports and how they are actually good.

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>The only reason anybody cares about Sonic Origins and doesn't call it a yet another collection of ROMs slapped into an emulator is because of the developer connection with the Sonic mobile ports and how they are actually good.
And the animated cutscenes look nice.

>Those are the real Sonic fans.
no, they hate sonic. if they had their way, it would always be the goodwill version of mario.
>And this movie is written like modern Sonic with its lame humor and edginess so why would you be bitching about it?
these are generic family-friendly hollywood shlock dressed up in the sonic IP. the closest comparison in the games is probably the sonic colors "baldy mcnosehair" garbage we've been subjected to over the past 12 years. what sonic fans want is a return to maekawa and sonic x kino.

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Im tired of everyone laughing at sonic Stop it!

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>sonic x kino
Fucking filtered. Fuck that tame Adventure rehash.

Calm down Luigi

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When will this live action bullshit end. I think it would be better if a series I liked never got a movie or became relevant agsain instead of getting this kinda treatment.

No because that'd only work if the context were that they literally hopped out from the video games into the real world, which isn't the angle the movies were going for. They're aliens from another world.

cope. these movies are a complete fucking joke compared to the metarex saga.
archie after penders got fired was far better than the movieshit too.

>one slightly above average season compared to two seasons of filler trash we've seen done better
>Archiekek
(You)

So do you think the whole bit with Jim not wanting to play Eggman again real or is he going to come back for the paycheck?
We might finally get our proper Danny Devito Eggman we've been yearning for since the Keanu mockup.

There is also a deleted scene between Tom and his wife before they go to Hawaii that isn't actually bad where they talk about trusting Sonic to be alone in the house and could be restored. Really, Sonic's immediate "family" works fine as characters since they mostly just talk about their "son" Sonic. They matter whether you like the idea of their existence or not.
The issue here is the focus on the fat sister and her being used as "comedy relief" in a film where everyone else is already making jokes. She wasn't needed and she is a disgusting fatty.

Cartoons in burgerland are still seen as for kids. It was never gonna be a pure animation film so live action was the best way outside of outsourced Korean sonics

i shudder to think of what hollywood would do to kirby.
digimon would be turned into a third-rate combination of jurassic park and bayformers.

the other world is literally just mobius. nothing about the concept forced them to turn the sonic characters into hideous "realistic" freaks.
at the end of the day, hollywood butchers every video game adaptation because they're butthurt about making less money than a medium they view as inferior.

Yeah, I concur with that. They laid it on a bit too thick in the 2nd movie, but it's still fine, since they're close enough to the plot.
Are there any other deleted scenes of note? Tell me the wedding scene isn't actually longer.

I know you are jaded as fuck, but come on, you are now just being a bitch. The movie was fine.

Even Mobius was reworked to fit a live-action setting. It's about making everything feel real, Sonic and co. included. Roger Rabbit felt like he was there, but it was obvious he wasn't "real" like Eddie was.
Keep in mind that real =/= realistic like with the first design, but given that Sonic's world is meant to coexist with Earth in the movieverse effectively making him an alien, he has to feel like a tangible living creature and not a furry CGI model.

>I know Modern Sonic sucks, but come on.
This is what over 10 years without a good game does to a motherfucker.
Mania doesn't count as it was Sonic Retro elitists' passion project

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>The OVA
>good adaptions of Sonic
Now if only it was a good movie.

Seethe and Dilate

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