>No Milly >CM Punk stubbed his toe and had to take a 3-4 month sabbatical from work just 1 week in his Champion run >Female champion exposed as a retarded self-mark >No Andrade or Lucha Bros for their big PPV >DoN buyrates down 25% from previous show >Cody confirmed to be the biggest babyface in the industry and exposed AEW fans as being obese smelly smarks >MJF shoot almost quit >Adam Cole increasingly getting smaller by the week >Announces another belt to literally 0 hype and boos from the internet >Jeff Hardy gets yet another DUI and faces potential imprisonment despite telling WWE to fuck off for offering rehab, once again proving Tony's a fucking retard who couldn't see THE WRITING ON THE WALL
Holy fucking shit this is all in the span of 1 week. BASED
>Female champion exposed as a retarded self-mark Wait, is Britt the champ again?
Luis Richardson
Vince offered Jeff a new contract and a HOF spot after firing him. Can't blame Tony on this. This is all Jeff.
Christopher Cruz
>Trannys fantasize about Page vs Okada >Jay wins the belt a few weeks before the PPV This can only get better if based Evil and the HoT get booked to choke out Jungle Cuck and Botchasaurus.