Game has a cooking mechanic

>a meal called faggot has testicles as an ingredient

Water sandwich is just sad. Mud cookie tier.

mutts laugh at fairy bread even though it probably has less sugar than the shit they call "bread"

Im jealous

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Mexican food is fucking gross.

>Water sandwich

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It would have cost you 1 minute to look them up on wikipedia and see that they're all real. Cope, Nigel.

toast sandwich always makes me laugh

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Mexican food is fucking good

Give me some tartiflette

How do we fix British food?

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>Wales
>Scotland
>British

Something I've been fascinated with lately is that British people really go to Spain and demand chippy food. Pic unrelated
youtu.be/sSyJa-0DKpM

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>japanese dishes are the ones that take the least effort
>mexican ones are various degrees of mystery meat and mush
Really made me think

With nuclear weapons, the same way we need to "fix" the rest of Europe.

Toad in the hole sandwich, basically a blt but with toads, changed my life.

>Shopkeeper in game mocks you
youtu.be/N_oIys5KS4A

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Which one are you?

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Scran
Also Benidorn is literally full of bright red British tourists so I wouldn't really call it "Spain"

How dare those yellow bugs imply that rice balls would be tastier than toast, egg and blood sausage. Nips can be really fucking delusional.

>game lets you modify recipes

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>list 4 things
>call it a trinity

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The people who to Benidorm are a specific breed of brit.

You sound like a Russian faggot.

The irony of this post.
Did you actually read the wikipedia articles at all?
"toast sandwich" in particular lacks sources, there's a single cookbook that makes mention of it and that's it. Stargazy pie is a much deeper rabbit hole, but the gist is that it very likely came from an urban legend that people later made dishes of out of sick curiosity since it looks so bizarre. Nobody actually eats these.

Not scran

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Meant for

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I had a deep freed chocolate bar with a can of IRN BRU once.
Felt like my teeth were melting

>Being this new

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Faggot sounds pretty good actually

>hating on natto
pleb

This is just a meme right? British people don't actually eat this?

It's been 5 years since this aired and this scene still heralds shitposting.

>Fermented beans
Not scran
>Beans soaked in tomato sauce
Scran

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But it wasn’t for their own consumption you midwit. British cuisine uses herbs as that’s what grew there.

There are some scots that have tried a deep fried mars bar, but the rest - not really, no.

t. Tacobell cuck

Eat actual mexican food , none of that shit that they serve north.

That twitter stuff is stadium food, shit and good stuff. The OP is the equivalent to American dishwasher salmon

>doesn't know the difference between british and english

Tidy numbers

They do

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thankfully it's fake

>tfw can't find anywhere that does deep fried Mars bars anymore
Once a year I always got one of those devilish things. Would kill for one now.

Neo English :)

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Only the greasiest, fattest cunts have fried chocolate. Makes me belly churn even thinking about it

Yea i guess every thing is mystery meat when all you eat is hot pockets and dino nuggies

>the English
>2 of them aren't from England at all
>third one doesn't really exist

as a bong i've never encountered any of that shit, and i'd probably kill myself and take others with me if i did

Sausage roll is the only decent thing there.

OP why do you do this to yourself?

Why did you think a sugary drink would pair with fried sugar?

love benidorn me
youtube.com/watch?v=n48CemY9r9Q

Seething spic spotted

If they haven't fixed it by now they never will.

Easily the most overrated cuisine

You never seen faggots and gravy in a takeaway?

Studied abroad in Scotland Aberdeen and the local pub used to serve deep fried mars bars with the best ice cream made with clotted cream I ever had. Every few months I would order the mars bar and the waiters would most of the time give me this look of pure disgust, like mate let me enjoy the local cuisine at peace. Fanny.

football fans are lower to barely middle class degenerates

Local Spaniards just must accept anything when they get that sweet tourist dosh huh

What fucking takeaways you been going to lad?

You've never seen Mr Brain's Faggots? Does your mam do the shopping?

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>former prison island produces prison food
color me shocked

what makes you think i would ever step foot into such a pathetic excuse of a "restaurant"? takeaway food is peak peasantry and i'd rather starve than even witness such shit within my peripheral vision, let alone consume the "food"

I've seen it years ago, I don't look for it but it's something you see frozen too in places.

That's sweet and all but I don't really care ;)

Why do countries that contribute the most to the world (US, UK, Germany) have the worst food? I spend half the day thinking about food, and these faggots are thinking about doing new things and contributing to the world.

not all is terrible but severely overrated you can only eat beans and rice so many times

Yikes, you could've just said you were poor or underage, would've been less cringe than that tripe

Oh I know faggots exist, it's a Welsh thing iirc, but I have never heard of a takeaway serving that.

It really is, nothing but fats and greases

Simple as

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>British cuisine
>an American candy bar fried in scotland

>you could've just said you were poor or underage
in that case i surely would've been defending takeaway peasantry given only children and the poor would find something as repulsive as takeaway "food" as actually edible

>yooo deadass british food be wildin out bruh

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Faggots are delicious, never tried the rest.

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Pic looks gross but is probably decent.

Yeah dude, why am I picturing this being your life: youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo

I do enjoy a full english breakfast once in a while but the one in the picture just looks horrid

The British eat like the Blitz is still going on

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That's pretty much TexMex, quesadillas dripping with grease. My old neighbor was from southern Mexico and it's predominantly dry, they sop up most of the grease in the pan from the meats. Not much variety in their meals but better than most stuff you find in "authentic mexican" restaurants.

Has anyone ever asked to hang out with you?