>mom found the "New Folder"
Mom found the "New Folder"
>sister found the incest doujin folder
It's ok she probably does half the stuff there remember same dna
>mom is raping the dog again
>showed mom the "taiga-chan makes me randy" folder
Fool. You should have named it New Folder (2). Rookie move.
>the cops found things/dontclick
story time?
wheres the video game discussion?
> Parents looked in the "Not Porn" folder.
How the fuck did they know there was porn in there?
>mom found the buck breaking folder
>Lice inspector located the magnetic tape vault
>sister found the semen storage
>I found aaron/childhood/amnesia folder and guessed password
His mom is a white woman, there is no story to be told, that's just how it is.
>you found dads buck breaking folder
>your step “mom” is black
>dad found the anime childbirth folder
must be proud then... unless you're black
>stepdad wrote down the foot fetish URLs i've been going to on a notepad on the computer desk
What does it mean
>Let my parents "catch" me watching regular boring porn
>Go back to watching fucked up shit afterwards
>mom found the time cube research archives
>not password protecting your pc
your fault OP
>your white “step” dad finds your buck breaking folder
>you’re black
>named my dolphin porn folder “don’t open”
>the FBI opened it anyway
this is bullshit I know my rights
>wife texts me she needs to use my laptop because hers is acting slow
>realize i forgot to unmount my veracrypt partition
>white women fuck dogs
All the bestiality sites are infested with Asian and Latina chicks.
>step sister found the video game thread
>dad found the fursuit head
It's full of mom NTR, right?
Thaddeus?
>Mom found the hardened poop ball
you can tell this one isnt a joke
Why is your mom on your computer and why doesn't your computer instantly lock after being idle for 30 seconds
>friend scrolls to the left on my phone
>sees my slow motion cumshot video
I've been deleting all my porn, bros. Whenever I find a new folder containing some, I save it for my next fap, then go through deleting it all as I masturbate.
Neither of them know how to properly fuck dogs. Literally only white women get properly mounted by dogs. That means that only white women take the time and effort to train a dog to fuck their human asses.
>He can’t create hidden files
Ngmi
what in the hell
>put all porn on removable hard drive
>Hide hard drive when not in use
>mom found the /qa/ folder
>dad found the maid outfit and wolf cock dildo
>mom found the gay niggas fucking thread
>instantly lock after being idle for 30 seconds
Maybe he watches movies on it
my dream is to have a white gf that fucks her dog, not even joking
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke
every time
Reminder that he’s been out of jail for years and posted here multiple times after his release.
I need to delete immediately after masturbating, if I sit for half a second the lazyness kicks in and then it remains stored for another day.
At least you won't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
as hot as it sounds I don’t imagine it’s a very good environment for keeping a dog
>mom walked in while playing unteralterbach
>she asked which scene I was on
>using folders instead of putting category tags in the name of every single file
wait it's supposed to be a joke?
why not
if i was a dog, i would want to fuck human women
newfag
Could you tell me what some good hiding spots for those could be?
find god
I've seen a latina get fucked by 4 dogs in a row. They're expert dog fuckers. The dogs didn't even hesitate, they already knew it's sex time before the video even started.
>mom found the box of loli doujinshi under the bed
>Mom asks me what my favorite tags are
>Mom found the piss drawer
>dad found the tenga eggs box
Well that's rare. I've only ever seen one non-white (a chocolate black girl) get properly mounted. Otherwise they just give the dog a bj or hold the poor doggo down while trying to shove his cock in their cooches.
>Lend sister phone
>Go shopping with mom
>Come back home
>Sister grabs my hand and takes me to her room
>Locks door
>"I found your porn folder"
>It was all loli doujins
>Start bricking shits
>"I deleted it all, here, thanks for lending me it"
>She gives me my phone back
>Check it
>She indeed deleted all the images that had nudity... But keep all the others, even the images of lolis in underwear or bathing suits
>She giggles and continues with her day like normal
>She never told our parents or nobody
>We still hang out often
I'm so grateful for this sister you gave me God, I'm not worthy
Join me in cleansing. It's a lot easier to refrain from masturbating when you don't frequently come across your fetishes.
Plus, it'll feel a lot bigger and make you do big manly cums when you actually decide to beat off.
>Mom found the gigachad meme folder and thinks I'm gay now
I'm probably gonna regret asking but did piss drawer come from a real story