pokemon have become real
you only get ONE pokemon chosen at random for the rest of your life
what do you get? how do you feel about it?
i got arbok. nothing fancy, but i like snakes so im cool with it.
Pokemon have become real
Blake Harris
Julian Ramirez
sex...
Aiden Bailey
... What do I feed it? Where do I keep it??
Anthony Hill
>politoed
Eh it's cute I guess. Nothing particlarly life-changing unlike e.g. but not particularly bad either.
Nathan Nelson
>Heatran
Fuck me, I don't want to take care of this ugly piece of shit, does anyone want to trade?
Camden Campbell
>thirty fucking feet tall
>weighs two thousand pounds
>"launch pokemon"
>expels burning gas from its arms
I bet it eats rocket fuel. That'd be just my luck. What do I do now, go to NASA?
Chase Ramirez
Oh cool, legendary. I picked gen 1 only so I could get something I recognised. Did I cheat the chances of getting a legendary doing that?
Lucas James
Could be worse. At least she's floofy
Ryan Stewart
any traders?
Christopher Diaz
very very good roll user.. im jealous.
Luis Morris
Yeah your odds of getting a legendary would have been higher and for cheating you will now be sent to hell forever.
Nathaniel Peterson
Nah, gen 1 has a just below-average to regular-Pokemon ratio. Mew, Mewtwo, and the three birds makes five out of 151, so one out of about thirty. Contrast this to, say, gen 3 having six legendaries.
Hudson Moore
We play videogames
Dylan Hill
on the other hand it's harder to get complete trash by rolling gen 1 only
Isaiah White
Where dafuq do i even shove my cock into?
Isaac Parker
What the fuck is a "Poipole"?
Noah Powell
Fuck me
Easton Murphy
I win
Justin Bell
>buneary
FUCK YOU I ALWAYS TRANSFER YOUR LITTLE NEGRESS LOOKING ASS IN POGO YOU UGLY CUNT AAAAAAA
Brandon Martin
Evolve it you retard, you have a literal sex goddess
Hudson Young
>Fraxure
Cool I suppose. Not much practical use besides fighting, though.
Luis Collins
Uh anyone need their eggs hatched?
Chase Garcia
>Machamp
Looks like I'm cucking the male protag.
Jaxon Morgan
>he doesn't know
Jayden Mitchell
>Sawk
could be worse, I'll get jacked along with my bro
Oliver Martinez
Me and my boy are about to commit some mass rape and nobody can stop us
Charles Gomez
My bug wife!
Very useful for the garden and stylish too. I am very happy :)
Chase Allen
I think I would’ve preferred the Kantonian variety, since it seems a lot softer, but this is acceptable.
Brayden Davis
MOTH SEEEEXOOOO
Noah Sanchez
Well, y'know what they say about arachnophobics :)
Blake Morgan
lucky motherfucker
i got azumarill