Warhammer

>get surgeries to be more like muh idol primarch
>replace their genes with their genes
>dick no longer works the way it's supposed to
>will never actually have children

It turns out Right Wingers are prissies who can't into porn. When they dropped the series all the good artists came in, who are, surprise, lefties.

It is just a ok xcom clone, outside the tutorial it is all Nurgle boys, and the warp storm mechanic means you need to go fast or stuff starts to stack.

what the fuck are you on about?

Reminder the original Chaos Gate is actually pretty good and worth playing.

mbro have u seriously started THREE seperate 40k threads with a SOB thirsttrap pic?

You really need to go outside hombre

GW stamped out the fashies.

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riiiiiiight

watch your franchise die, like every other wokeshit one
>muh-muh new books/games/shows
that don't get any real viewership and only praises are made by biased and paid shills

If you fuck around, its snowballs on you later and you almost guarantee lose. Game wants you to progress with urgency and not take your time.

Otherwise, yeah its okay

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Stocks are going up. Any Forums praises the new games and media every thread. You will not be missed.

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Hoping I get an RPG with an Astartes, SoB, Firewarrior, and Banshee working together to escape a Tyranid hive world. Learning from each other, changing their views, slaughtering mercilessly, and establishing a found family along the way. But then again that would require GW doing something other than Speez Marin for once.

>create a universe where everything fascists are afraid of is literally real and justifies everything they believe
>act surprised when fascists like it

Great move honestly.

Is white genocide real in 40k?

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I WILL romance sister of battle and I WILL make her scream Emperor's name

I wanna fuck THIS inquisitor.

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noone cares cry more bitch nigger.

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Face too pristine. She needs at least one scar or perhaps a robot appendage elsewhere on body.

>"Oh... Oh! NEOTH! NEOTH!"

The Imperium is literally a grimdark. They are fascist, communists, imperialists in the grim darkness of the future. What the point?

the little fascy-washy can't disguise his bigotry in his hobby anymore boohoo

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it's vale

Necrons are the best faction in 40k
Tomb Kings are the best faction in Fantasy

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>hits pipe
I cannot imagine anything more cucked than becoming a space marine. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are working, fighting, and sacrificing everything you are for lord knows how many years so someone else takes credit. All the hard work you put into your self - working out, keeping your diet clean, and doing something for the collective good - all of it has one simple result: your chapter and primarch are looked at more favorably because of it.

As a man who chooses to become a space marine, you are dedicating the rest of your existence simply to accomplish deeds another man gets credit for. It is the ultimate and final cuck. Think about it logically.

But the most important thing is that they are theocrats. Or else they die by demons.

how to tell everyone you completely missed the point of grimdark without straight up just SAYING it

It's real in this world and it's fucking awesome.

I doubt it but i would love a Necron joining the Trader's party.

I dont give a fuck who it is, I want physically damaged goods out of my 40k women.

the point is it's British satire, like Judge Dredd.

Of course, Orks outbreed humans by 1000s to one.

it only took alienating the actual buyers of your overpriced plastic
disguise? when was i doing that?
go back, ape-cock sucking faggot

Isn't that more on the righties who can't differ between fiction and reality?
Now GW has to make woke announcements to distance themself from retards?

they don't have much choice it's either die in a shitty hive world or become a space marine.

What about the Drark Eldars?

Cogboys mog you old fucks

wait till this guy learns about the Custodes

>Eldars
All knife ears are gay.

>grimdark
there is no point
you made this retarded setting, so do not be surprised at what it attracts

I didn't miss the point, GW forgot what point they were trying to make somewhere around 4th edition and just started playing it straight. Backpedalling now isn't going to work.

I say disguise because without the thin veil of 40k you'd have ur ass kicked hardcore by now

Rejoice, for I bring glorious news.
God walks among us

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>Dark Eldars
>Gay
Water is wet.

That isn't what tau look like.
Might as well draw Necrons as stripteasing Nandroids if you're going to take this many liberties.

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I bet you think you knew what GW was thinking then and now beyond "how do we money?"

This was a response to a Any Forums-tier sperg literally (LITERALLY) showing up in symbols for the Nazi party including the 13th Panzer division to a fucking public gaming tournament where people play with plastic space barbies. Don't pretend that its something that it wasn't.

Holy based.
I liked Necrons more before their new lore though.
Now they're Tomb Kings in space.

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oh, i know about the emperor's cuck boys

Slutbots are exactly how I perceive Necrons, yes.

Reminder that the Tau Ethereals were genetically modified by the Eldar to secrete mind altering pheromones.

I hate this cunt like you wouldnt believe

lol not canon. Go watch that Tau show on their +network. They look like black women if they were colored blue.

>IT'S THE SETTING'S FAULT FOR PEOPLE COMPLETELY MISINTERPRETING IT

Kindly go back to the trailer park you were spawned in, your sister-wife is worried sick

>he thinks the unironic cucks would beat the shit about people willing to actually commit violence against those they despise

I can absolutely love the absolutely retarded and insane brutality of 40k's fascist aesthetic and not actually endorse fascism politically, you silly goose.

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They are, but at least the lore is open ended enough that you could make an old-cron force and it would still fit

Damn, an army of manlet mummies on stilts would be fucking kino

>MISINTERPRETING
hold on, the only group of people trying to get a handle on the completely batshit world they live in without sterilizing and violating all forms of self-actualizing rights are evil?

Necrons *were* the best until the Nucron retcons.
Now they're just pretty good.
Also, some related listening material:
> youtube.com/watch?v=6eUrSBFXZnM&list=PL1fLIzO-7Jpbhd4npBtD26O7wPgfPqF_Q

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He literally, unironically was in right all along

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Yes, I do.

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Shut the fuck up faglord

kek

I mean it's not some fucking conspiracy. It's a cool aesthetic and edgyness was more in vouge in that era than the 2000ad style exaggerated satire that preceeded it. They didn't know the real fascists were going to make a comeback.

okay, cuck norris

>fascists
you keep using that word
i don't think you know what it means