NEXT SPRING
NEXT SPRING
Kayden Fisher
Kevin Thompson
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P-DIDDY
Lucas Roberts
THIS SUMMER
Jace Wood
WINTER IS COMING
Jack Wright
why are all movie posters the same...
Elijah Sullivan
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
John Jenkins
IN THE FALL
Jayden Perez
>wahhh why don't for-profit businesses give large amounts of money to people who studied fine arts
Stfu, commie.
Sebastian Scott
THE SEASONS WILL CHANGE
Logan Thomas
Marior was skateboarding on a koopa shell. The koopa shell asked him "mario what is your favorite film?" mario says. "Read the second word"
Now, reply to this saying "mario if he real" for insane box office numbers everytime
Angel Taylor
THIS SUMMER
Michael Rogers
GET READY
Brayden Nelson
Aaron Gonzalez
OW MY FIREBALLS
Anthony Ross
OW MY FIREBALLS
Oliver Price
>hivemind
Jacob Gonzalez
OW MY FIREBALLS
Lucas Ross
>this summer
>nintendo
>hires
>one man
>*employee played by steve carell emerges from elevator carrying a box of equipment* “HELLO NINTENDOOOOO!!!!”
>*everyone looks at him*
>”im just gonna set up my stuff right here”........
>*places box on desk, accidently knocks computer over*
>*silence*
>”this is awkward......”
>party rock anthem plays
>universal pictures
>illumination enterainment
>nintendo logo
>reggie played by the rock: “we’ve given you one task. to save nintendo”
>”how am i supposed to do that? i dont even speak japanese, and youre asking me to create the next big game?”
>*montage of care struggling to interact with japanese workers*
>cut back to the rock “youre our best shot. if anyone can get it done its you”
>*cuts to carell playing tetris on gameboy* im sorry what?
>reggie *sigh, facepalm*
>cuts back to more montage of carell working “i just dont know if i can do it. im a hack, all i do is use unreal engine assets. im no shigiru miyamoto!”
>*japanese love interest* i know you can do this. maybe some of the other men dont believe in you, but theres something special about you
>*montage of carell acting strange
>shigiru miyamoto appears, talks in racist accent “WEA REED YOU TO HRAVE GAME DONE BY DECEMEBER”
>wait i need to have this game done in TWO MONTHS!?!??
>THIS SUMMER
>*montage of him partying in tokyo*
>ITS GONNA GET
>A LITTLE CRAZY
>*cuts to carell drunk at sushi bar* i BURP pooted *falls over, chef facepalms*
>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
>October 22
Camden Price
DUDE, BANANAS!!!
Juan Hernandez
OW MY FIREBALLS
Ethan Miller
OW MY FIREBALLS
Christian Price
guys stop hitting mario in the fireballs he can never reproduce again if you keep doing it
Ethan Cox
OW MY FIREBALLS
Ryan Diaz
OW MY FIREBALLS
Leo Rodriguez
OW MY FIREBALLS
Benjamin Jenkins
OW MY FIREBALLS
Ryan Morgan
...
Easton Collins
Mario is normal now.
Ethan Cox
I will never watch a Hollywood video game adaptation.
Simple as.
>WHAT?! BUT SONIC/DETECTIVE PIKACHU/MARIO/MONSTER HUNTER IS SOULFUL! IT REFERENCES THE GAMES, SEE?
Don't care. Not watching it.
Levi Taylor
>detective pikachu
ah, the classics