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what's this about a new Dragon's Dogma?

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no Shazam...not this one...

I still have no idea who that dude is or why he's drinking from a straw like child.

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It's a literal child in an adult capeshit wizard's body

>haven't even said anything
>haven't even mentioned Elden Ring
why are Dogmabros so afraid of having their mid game called out?

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Jesus shazamfags are sad

You can't convince me that Shazamfags aren't Cyberpunkfags that are eternally assblasted that these other massive games aren't fucking up like 2077 did.

Someone saved my pic.
Nice.

>You can't convince me that Shazamfags aren't Cyberpunkfags that are eternally assblasted that these other massive games aren't fucking up like 2077 did.
I think they're desperate to reproduce the whole tortanic and Cyberpunk sagas. They don't care about video games, they just want to be part of the next epic meme. Being discordfag, they're also huge faggots and probably furries too.

but shitting on something for no reason is kind of funny in its own way so ill let it pass also shazam is cute

I actually feel bad for these people. Of all the things life has to offer and they choose this.

so it's pure copium? how much tons of raw copium can these faggots yield if they are mined by a competent organization?

SHAHZAM CHECKLIST:

Cyberpunk 2077 - DESTROYED
Elden Ring - DESTROYED
Starfield - IN PROCESS OF BEING DESTROYED
Dragon's Dogma - IN PRE-PRODUCTION OF BEING DESTROYED.

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It's not horrible, it's just kind of mediocre and a little boring. They never should have released this close to Elden Ring.

Limited character customization, you know this will happen, you will not be able to make your cute little pawn wife.

>cyberpunk 2077 - DESTROYED
true
>elden ring
universaly praised with 10/10s. litteral SHAHZAM cope

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Sh-shazam-sama please...

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I'm sorry Shazam-sensei but Elden Ring was your loss

Cope Shazamtranny

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>body of a man
>brain of a child

The original Dragon Dogma was pure Shazam material but we don't care. You have no power over here, Shazam.

one time defeated but still undefeated.

still up 2-1 with Starfield. There is no way we lose against Japbros again