*SIIIIIIIPPPPPP*

>*SIIIIIIIPPPPPP*
>it doesn't NEED to be a new world
>it doesn't NEED to have new assets
>it doesn't NEED to look good
>it doesn't NEED to have fun gameplay
>it doesn't NEED many different enemy types
>it doesn't NEED to offer any challenge
>it doesn't NEED to not have a barren, empty landscape that's 90% the same BoTW1
>it doesn't NEED to be more than a 2017 asset flip released again in 2023
>it doesn't NEED to not be delayed due to Elden Ring

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you didn't need to post this

>I DONT NEED A VAGINA TO BE A WOMAN

what is a woman?

Yes, it doesn't need any of those.

A walking vagina.

it already looked great despite the underpowered graphics. same with many games with a distinctive style.

A miserable little pile of HOT CHIP!

Ah, so you've crawled back out of your hole after being eternally btfo'd. You must be a masochist.

You know, you really need a woman, G

This cancer has to be the unfunniest meme created by this board.

It was funny around cyberpunk release but needs to go

>distinctive style

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someone with ovaries

Let me tell you something about women:
something about women.

Regardless, it will sell over 20 million units. Cope.

is this meant to prevent sales? cause the last bunch you did this for all went gangbusters despite having massive cracks

>nice

>20 million will buy this shitty assetflip because its the only game the switch has
>c.. c-cope!

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Can you make me a sandwich?

>retarded PCfarters will spend years trying to emulate it

Top kek

BOTW wasn't even half as good as Oblivion.

Switch emulation is already near perfect though.
It will be playable on day one, though most will drop it after 3-4 hours of seeing it's a garbage assetflip.

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