3D platformer thread

A child that wears a hat.

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your meta data speaks volumes

Mustache Girl did nothing wrong

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Shave bitch.

She does

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All the way.

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Give her her island back from the mafia first

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I'd say that's a healthy amount of peach fuzz for a girl her age.

Why do people like this shit?

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Are there any fun platforms that are not collectathons? Or minimal? I like the challenge and stories but don't care about finding 200 shiny things, so I'd like the game not to be centered around it.

You mean like a linear type like Super Mario 3D Land, Pac-Man World 2, or Crash Bandicoot?

Never heard about them. Thanks user I'll check them out.

I hope to one day own Blinx the Time Cat, the property I mean, I hear it's cheap as hell as far as gaming mascots go.

post a link to the upskirt mod

It isn't very good though.

If she's actually an alien why do people freak out over the porn?

So is she actually a kid or is "Hat Kid" just an alien name or something?

Doesn't matter, do the Bubsy method of getting ironic sales, but this time make a sequel that's fun instead of a cash in. Now you own a property that's actually worth something.
Bubsy can never work ever again, they went with a cheap cash in, no one's going to fall for that ever again.

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Oh, I misread your comment. I thought you meant a copy of the game. My bad.

lmao, what a failure.

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