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NEED A DISPENSER HERE
Augh!
MEDIC
MEEDDIIC
MEDIC
Thanks doc
BLU, you have a bot
>doesn't vote so the bot has time to kill a few people before the vote passes on it's own
Somebody wanna... wrestle up a uh... teleporter right here?
>pick heavy
>do the whole ritual to become civilian
>enter "+left" into console
ahhh, now to wait the timer as everyone else gazes at me in wonderment
HAAAAAAVE ATTEM LADS
>say Dispenser Here as Heavy at the last few beats
>he says put dispenser here to the beat
post killcams while nobodys looking
>Loud brapping echoes throughout the map
>Camera cuts to RED base
>Heavy is sitting on Scout's face
>Brapping
>Scout is visibly erect
>Heavy pulls out a hot pepper and eats it
>Eyes go wide
>drumbounce.mp3
>"Uh oh"
>Lets out an atomic brap
>Scoutdeathscream.mp3
>Scout gets up
>His face is on fire
>"FIYA FIYA FIYA!"
>Sniper runs in and throws a mason jar at the Scout
>"I upgraded mates!"
>Heavy looks at the Scout
>The jar was full of chunky half liquid shit
>Scout pops a boner again
>Demo walks in and begins fucking the Scout while smothering as much of the poo on him as possible
>Scout braps hard enough to inflate the demo and separate them
>drunknigsounds.mp3
>"I've got two dickets to the cum show, and I'm not giving 'em to ya. I'm going with YOUR dickets"
>Demo begins to float away
>Spy runs up and grabs the demo's legs
>"Well, off to visit your mothers!"
>Spy slips due to the poop and lands anus first on the scope of a BLU sniper who was looking up and spinning (He's a bot)
>Sniper begins shooting
>Spydeathscream.mp3
>Spydeathscream2.mp3
>Spydeathscream5.mp3
>Spy begins pissing and sharting from the experience
>Medic and Engineer gaze upon the whole scene with a concerned look on their faces
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK Got the ball back! CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK Oh there's my ball! CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK
That sniper's a bloodeh SENTRY WOOAHOHOHAHAHA- *killbind*
Thanks m8
SPY IS NOT OUR SPY
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGA!
Dustbowl is the best TF2 map and the game was better when it was about trying to shove the most dudes through a tiny chokepoint as you could.
THAT SPY AINT ON OUR SIDE
pootis POW HAHA!
Based Sandchad
I think not
>that feel when BLU rolls over the first 2 stages and have 23 minutes to take last
no