How do I get a gf like this?

How do I get a gf like this?

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That beautiful hair, majestic presence, such calm soft soulful eyes, and a true good girl. She's unrealistically good, bro, you might have to lower your standards.

>ywn have sex with your dog harem and get them all pregnant and have human-dog hybrid children
Why even live?

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its really cute until you realize the chinks torture these dogs until they hold these poses

You need lucky

They also skin and fry them alive. Chinks have no soul.

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What a bunch of onions men
Just open its jaw with your fucking hands
If you 'cant' it's because you don't lift enough

Just kneel on its neck.

he dindu nuffin he a good dog

I dunno man. A pitbull has 235 pounds of bite force. Would be really awkward to generate an even stronger force with just a pulling motion. And if you slip your fingers get snipped.

I'll never understand fags that keep these things.

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It's a golden, they would stand still for hours if they knew they'd get a treat after.

Just hit the shitbull in the head.

There was a loose pitbull that killed a dog in my town a few weeks ago. The cops brought it to the animal shelter but didn't tell them it killed another dog. They didn't find out until the owner of the dead dog posted about it on facebookThe fat white trash pig pitbull owner ended up getting her dog back and it got loose again. She doesn't even care what it does. It's her "baby"

Be Canadian

ok bugman

Damn it. Beat me to it.

I don't understand why there's a seemingly universal infantalization of these fucking things, they're profusely ugly and violent

i hate NPCs so much. why arent all of these dogs killed yet?
>NOOO NOT THE DOGGERINO IT'S INNOCENT IT'S THE OWNER NOT THE BREED
holy shit man this pisses me off. kids get mauled by these things and have their lives ruined because some retard decided to own one of these and cant hold it back

you sick bastard, she's only 4 years old!

You are supposed to choke that shitbull with its collar or your belt. Personally, I would have stabbed this nigger animal with a knife.

Cause you’re not Ted Turner

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t. imbred

buy a frisbee

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>imbred
ironic

he dindu nuffin

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Dumbass, Pitbulls have lock in mandible bones that attach to the skull when they bite. If you push it will only tear off your meat, or in the case of this dog since he bite the bone would tear his limb off

Men want them because they look tough and can be easily gotten without going to a breeder. Women like them because they have a reputation for being bloodthirsty and women love wanting to "change" things.

this is an insult to borzois, they are good dogs and actually fuck pitbulls up

>just sits there and let's their dog get mauled
Fucking pathetic

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