Last fatposting bait thread got nuked while I was writing this post. I want a game with a cute, impractically chubby ninja girl that still moves with the mind-boggling speed and power of a lithe fit ninja. Like she can flip upside down and lock her thighs around someone's head faster than the human brain can process, before sending them to the ground with the full weight of her ass slamming down on their face.
Sounds hot, but would be even better if she was encumbered by her weight and had to be more creative in approaches to stealth and combat to account for it.