This game is a fucking joke

This game is a fucking joke

>doesn't have the strickers violence that was the appeal
>slower for no fucking reason
>graphics look like a wii game but upscale unlike the other boring mario sports games who had proper hd stuff
>customizable stuff is literally nothing
>recycled mario kart 8 turbo or mushroom sound everytime the characters run

The fuck happened

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>The fuck happened
Iwata died.

>you can basically knock out the entire team without penalties like the previous games where the opositive team got items and then making more chaos and adding difficulty
>items basically appear randomly
>super stricke is now an item instead of something you can do everytime
>kritters are gone because muh new super mario bros
>bob-ombs don't immediately explode like in previous games

Yeah like said iwata died

FC Any Forums, we now have FOUR Rosalina's , two being 99% identical and the other 2 still geared to be strikers.
What the fuck is the point? None of you even post here at any time, just using up a slot with nothing.
Also have 2 luigi s geared almost the same (and useless), and I havent checked if there s still the two peaches that are also geared the same as luigi and basically useless.
I'm not advocating for pure try hard builds, or for 0 meme builds, but these aren't even memes, it's just people wanting to play their (shitty) version of a character even if it's already on the team

here's the updated Any Forums clubs thanks based OP
>FC Any Forums | EU | SLOTS FULL
4V4NHB3
>:^) | NA | SLOTS FULL
6374NJX
>Hawaii Samurai | EU |
2RL9RM1
>Any Forumsoccer | NA | SLOTS FULL
4K8WXHD
>Club TARDY | NA (Retardy Club) |
6YK96N7
>Real Mario | NA |
3WTCG1M
>PromethianFire | NA |
3M04F0V
>Trump Football | NA |
2PN29J7

Kick out one of them I wanna join

I'm not the owner sadly, if you do get a spot for the love of god just make a non meme character and not a duplicate

I made a min/maxed striker bowser

Nice, depending on how he is se might have something similar, if so you can make another minmaxed striker (like Mario, we only have a meme one).
I hope the owner sees this thread and kicks out one of the rosalina s

Feels kinda rude to kick someone, especially before a season starts.

What if that person just makes an exact duplicate of another already on the team? Doesn't that say that they don't give a shit?

Maybe they just aren't aware of how it works, to be fair the game doesn't really properly tell you.
Plenty of people are confused about why "the characters are random" in a game.

They could be, but they also must have come here to find the club code. So why don't we ever see them post here, and ask?
I've seen Chris post here, Lewis, Gurkan, Whiskra, the owner, I think moon and a couple of others.
Plus at the beginning of each game they can see 4 rosalina s up there; dt see what's so hard, to me it's more that they're content with just doing their own thing regardless of the others.
Some of the people I mentioned picked a minmaxed build that wasnt their favorite just so we could have better options

Soulless, barebones, shovelware. Par for the course with modern Nintendo.

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We weren't memeing around when we said this game was dead on arrival

daily threads, chum.
no other mario sports game has been this active

Tried to make a club like 3 days ago and recruited around but I've got no takers. You think it's just my bad taste in jerseys or the field?

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Amilcar is it you that just joined FC Any Forums?

which club is yours?

Its me yeah

It's not actually listed in the Any Forums offiical catalog, I tried the other site with no bites. So far it's just my rounded-out Toad and a Waluigi.
>Fungus Fracas | NA |
XYHDK7

My Luigi is beautiful

Is the whole game 5x5?
Or does it have 11-man teams?

Well, your club isn't popular because you're not active enough on the threads, and the people who plan on playing the game have already chosen their club for the most part.
For example, FC Any Forums is the most active club during the threads and in-game, so naturally it is a very popular club that a lot of people wanna join.
For some reason the NA clubs are really quiet, they do post sometimes, but the threads are for the most part carried by the EU players.

There are serious issues here, but most of these aren't them.

>daily threads
>that die within hours
>that are filled with mostly people shitting on the game and saying its dead

dont worry zoom zoom, the buyer's remorse will start sinking in soon enough. shitty character dlc wont save it

you are down the hole -60$

>no strikers violence
did they remove the tackles and the way you could knock out people with the ball and throw them into electric walls?
why, that was so fun

>football
>shows a soccer ball
Ummmmm why?

Is Diddy Kong in the game yet?

>Don't add Daisy
>Game is shit and dies

oink oink eric

Its 4v4 plus goalie who you cant control

huh? no, tackles are still in the game, and characters still get electrocuted
it's the main part of the gameplay

I don't know how Nintendo's contracts with third parties work, but it seems obvious to me that they somehow determine the game's budget.
If you compare Mario Golf on the 3DS with Mario Golf on the Switch, that's pretty clear.
All sports games for the Switch are $20 low-budget games, but sold at premium prices.

HD development (Switch) is far more time-consuming and costly compared to SD development (3DS)
Besides, the quality of this game is high. It just doesn't have much quantity yet.

>Iwata died.
Imagine unironically thinking the Iwata era was better.

Anyone else wondering if they're gonna put Kritter in as a playable character as a throwback to the previous titles?