As a steamcel, ngl this hit home

as a steamcel, ngl this hit home

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still not installing egs

steamcels be like

Shut up nigger

Fucking chink spy

straight bussin fr fr no cap

>Shut up nigger

>Fucking chink spy

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This is Tim Sweeney.

One day Tim was playing the latest AAA titles on his gaming computer using his favorite launcher Steam just like everyone else, but then UH OH IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY, IT'S FUCKING MANDATORY MAINTENANCE TIME AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKED!!! and Steam went down for hours. Normally at this time Tim would go watch the paint dry...

But Tim was no cuck, Tim already had enough, he stood up and yelled:
>"I will open my own Steam! With blackjack and hookers!"
>"And I'll give away AAA titles every two weeks!"
>"And I'll bring console exclusives to PC!"
>"And pay more to developers and publishers!"
>"And have servers working at all times!"

And the mad lad did it, steamdrones are still seething.

Isn't Tim based?

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>ngl
>hmu
>toon

god. i hate zoomers...

What does PCN stand for?

I love EGS and I'm trans!

i'm going to be honest, I don't HATE EGS, it's just mildly inconvenient for me, so I don't use it. Steam has better sales, and i'm too lazy to go key hunting on places like gmg so don't mention those.

It's 100% laziness. I don't bare Epic any ill will, except mild annoyance at the exclusivity purchases. And that mild annoyance is usually enough to make me wait till the game comes to steam - plus the fact that a lot of shit like ff7r is still full price because >square

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Epicsisters ww@?

I've every shit launcher app or w/e u call them xept egs and I'll never install it ever

OK, I'll give EGS a shot. Please link me to where I can download the client for Linux.

left can't meme
and yes, china is left country as well

paid post

EGS on Linux is only available to Canadians.

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Hey Timmy do you have controller mapping for every game even if it not on your store? No? OK.

but OP I use GoG too. Epic is just shit.

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>Nostalgia and Reddit
GTFO

>companies operating in china must pay part of their earnings to the Chinese government
>Tencent owns a big part of Epic Games
>Tencent is a Chinese company
>I don't want to support china
>therefore I use Steam
Pretty simple really

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Epic still exist?

Hollowed is Origin.

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I didn't even know that, I just looked at Epic and Tencent and said fuck china

>make post laughing at brand loyalty (steamcels)
>whole thread instantly starts berating egs (which was not mentioned in the meme) and reinforces pledge to steam
Holy shit...OP was right.

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Hey pal, care to point out where I mentioned EGS in my post?

You posted a fucking advertisement, and everyone here sees right through you.
You can never blend in.

wait...you're not being paid?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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>it's a shitty storefront
>doesnt have mod workshop
>my friends arent all on there
>my games arent all on there

simple as

>log in
>claim the free game
>log out
I will never play these games.

>which was not mentioned in the meme
My chinese brother in christ it's the fucking first word of the meme

>EGS shill admits they're being paid
HAAHAHAHAH

forgot to mention I'm trans btw

FPBP
Get fucked Sweeney.

>i want all my games in one place
but i really do. i have a few games on GOG galaxy, pirated and emulated and i have all of them as shortcuts on steam because it satiates my OCD

Open OP's image and read the first word.

still not buying nothing there chang

holy shit, that instant seething reply

>You can never blend in.
Stopped reading right there.

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Hey pal you didn't follow up on my request.

I love how we're rent free in your chud head ;)

Not surprising, girls with dicks are fucking hot

>my first few pc game purchases
>on the steam store

*laughs in floppy disk* you are wrong

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>Any Forums adopted the mascot that was posted to make fun of them
Pottery.

sorry chud but steam has built in nfts that I taking advantage of to get games cheaper

I refuse to use EGS simply because I hate Tim Sweeney.

Like water off a duck's back.
Only 'Fed' makes them shrivel in fear, "I've been found out!"

So wojakposters are blind on top of also being faggots. Good to know

>A troll thread gets attention on Any Forums

who would've thought this could happen on Any Forums out of all places

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The only good thing about EGS, other than the free games, is that it's easy to abuse foreign currencies to get dirt cheap games during their sales.

Genuine fpfp. Fuck EGS shills.

>reddit spacing

>be kid
>download games through dc++ and limewire
>virus galore, somehow clean them out and enjoy the games
>always clean up my desktop to only have a few folders, such as 'games'
>play counter-strike 1.5 and half-life
>steam comes out
>1.6, half-life 2, left4dead
>having a good time with friends
>steam is truly hot garbage but they're updating
>fastforward to today, steam is amazing
>steam clones pop up ad infinitum for every publisher, none are as good and nothing but bloat with less functionality
>think if i should reinstate my 'games' folder under the name 'publishers'
>"fuck that, i'll just stick to steam, pirate everything else and be done with it"
In general, going through the steam growth phase was horrendous but there was nothing else to even compare it to.
Now that it's a stable service I won't even take a look at the other unless they match up all the way through.

>mfw i don't even use steam or anything anymore
>I just download shit on gamepass and if it isn't on there then i pirate it

What are you even trying to say?
I don't understand a single word.