Potion gives you a charisma boost, but slowly reduces health and stamina meters

smells like poverty

>That belly, while having the upper body thin
How is that even possible?

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it's called "skinny fat"

Happens to people that have irregular eating habits. They binge and fast with almost no physical activity inbetween. Skin isn't invulnerable. If it stretches too much too often it'll just assume it's supposed to be looser.

Guess
Drinking jager everyday since CoD4 came out

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jaeger shots dude

google back at it again with the misinformation.

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holy fuck is that the guy who only used knives in cod4? i haven't thought about that retard in well over a decade

Poor Whites really live like this and think it’s okay.

as opposed to poor niggers?

Yeah. Blade is also diabetic his feet are getting holes in them because his diabetes is going out of control. I don't know how his liver is going to keep going it's going to fail him

One day you'll realize you're going to end up being eaten by worms like everyone else and that shit like this is utterly inconsequential. Your life holds just as much meaning whether you're getting your dick sucked in a penthouse or beside a dumpster.

How old is this dude ?

In his 30's Late 30's I think

is his name just "Blade"? cause i can't find him

23 or 24.

achievable natty?

He was in like 3 movies and a bunch of comic books.

Nah that's just plain fat

Alcohol causes the build up of fats between and around the organs, which causes the aptly named "Beer Gut".
This fat is different from the fat that builds up from over-eating, which is distributed more uniformly.

lel

I have never been drunk because alcoholic drinks all taste like shit. No I will not force it down until it kills the taste buds telling me this is poison.

"Onlyusemeblade"

Don't google his feet pics

there is no other human on earth i despise more than type 2s.

>Don't google his feet pics
You're not my boss.

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this is the same with soi products, but no one believes it. If the estrogen shit was true then every tran would be drinking onions and impossible burgers every day to feminize themselves easier.

Zoomer as fuck.

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I'm almost like him but I don't drink alcohol.

Estrogen pills or injections are a hell of a lot cheaper and easier than wolfing down 3 triplechee every meal. I knew a guy that ate like that and he doubled his weight in 4 months. It was insane.

So you've tried everything to know that it "all" tastes like shit? Sounds like an alcoholic to me

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The last I heard of him was a few months ago and yes he’s still getting drunk. The last video I saw of his he invited 2 ex convicts into his RV during his live stream and the events that proceed to unfold are like a fucking movie. The convicts slowly start revealing their true nature, one of them starts hitting on blades girlfriend and if I recall, asks her to touch his dick, and blade sits back in shock and complies because they are both genuinely terrifying and it sounded like they weren’t afraid to go back to prison.

im 34, nigger

always blows my mind how these people have pretty good looking girlfriends like wtf

You'd change your tune if you saw her up close.

This is what CoD does to a man

Body like a fucking beanbag.

Ugh the misinformation

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Why don’t you kill yourself now if life is so inconsequential?

you think so? i normally have pretty high standards but on insta she looks pretty good

>order drink
>take a sip since I'm expecting garbage
>spit out into napkin, ground or back in drink
>tell waiter I'm done with it and the take the 90% full glass away

Dieting and ab exercises, but the problems probably run much deeper than that and need their own answers.

Is Blade still alive?

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How is this fucker still alive? His diabetes is out of control and god knows what his liver is like right now. Absolutely incredible. Nikocado Avocado is healthier than him.

Where I live doesn't matter, but the people that love me matter. I don't stick around for myself. I stick around for them.

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liver cirrhosis/fatty liver
liver goes BIG

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this achievable natty?

>ab exercises,
This is a meme. Doing ab exercises doesn't get rid of your gut. Just lift weights. Don't even run, just lift weights and your body will burn the fat away.

>when you love big tits so much you turn into a big tit