>Be me
>29 year old virgin weeb working at cyber security company
>Get in elevator
>Boss gets in on the next floor
>"Hey user, you fix that firewall yet?"
>I tell him in a stern/serious voice
>"You don't FIX a firewall! You find the leak and you plug it."
Be me
Robert King
Sebastian Price
wait, Pritchard is 29?
But I'm 29...
I played HR when I was 18...
Alexander Jenkins
It says he was born in 1991, and the game takes place in 2027, so he'd be 36. I just typed 29, because I am actually 29.
Nolan Hernandez
>Goodbye, Francis
>*turn off the TV*
>Take care of yourself
Andrew Lewis
Just fucking fix that shit user I don't hire you to be a smartass
Aaron Sullivan
his short jacket is weird
Daniel Davis
I'll typhoon your ass, nerd.
Jaxson Jones
Is it actually good? Some user dropped Mankind Divided for me on Steam and I played like 5h of it and seemed alright.
Julian Wood
Your face is weird.
Jace Diaz
>>Boss gets in on the next floor
Jensen isnt his Boss. Jensen is head of Physical security and Prichard is head of cyber security.
Jack Nelson
Stay out of the womens restroom jensen
Angel Wood
>closer to the time HR takes place than the release date of HR
The fucking fruit flies Adam.
Daniel Rodriguez
jensen became half cyber
therefore prichard is now HIS boss
Nolan Anderson
>Implying I was talking about the actual scenes in the game
Use your imagination, user.
Mason Price
i liked it. The muh immersive sim genre is already pretty light in entries and HR/MD are both some of the better ones.
Logan Ramirez
"Jensen."
"Pritchard."
Nolan Watson
>Jensen became half cyber
Isn't most of Jensen's body augmented? I'd say he's more like 90% augmented, like from the neck down. Not sure what happened to his penis or genitals in general, or his ass? Does he not shit? I guess cyborgs don't need to defecate or go to the bathroom.
Luis Rivera
Its 2027 Pritchard you chud
Nathaniel Cook
He's still got the ol' dick and balls and ass I believe, just his legs and probably muscules under the skin a bit but i'm pretty sure his genitals and digestive system are fairly normal-ish.
William Clark
The intro shows them implanting artificial lungs and a heart into him, so who knows what happened to his guts
Owen Reyes
I assumed that was to help with other shit like breathing better for running, swimming, handling certain weaponized augments etc like reinforcing his spine to handle the extra weight and strength.
Can't imagine what they'd need to do to his guts and dick unless they want him to shoot lazers out of it.
Matthew Cooper
didn't they augment him way more than was medically necessary
Jace Torres
I think there's a nod to Robocop about the doctors saying they could save one of his arms and being told to lose it anyway and augment both.
Henry Jackson
Pretty sure you see people in the game that are fully augmented or as augmented as they can possibly be, like mercenaries and those people that attack Sarif HQ.