Seriously how can anyone believe in Evolution?

Seriously how can anyone believe in Evolution?
how does THIS turn into THAT

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"Science" believers believe:

- Universe and time came from nothing through random chance
- Life came from inorganic matter (never replicated even in a lab)
- That first single-celled organism turned into all life on Earth through random genetic mutation and you are related to a potato
- Irreducibly complex biological mechanisms like sexual reproduction from asexual organisms can be formed through random genetic mutation
- Horseshoe crabs were practically the same 400 million years ago but you were a fish
- Lining up fossils of similar looking animals is proof that one evolved into the other
- Modern humans existed for 200,000 years but did practically nothing for ~196,000 years and then suddenly started building amazing civilizations and leaving documents/records
- The Earth got its water from getting hit by space ice

Evolution is just a theory.

A GAME THEORY!! XD

So are germs. And gravity. Do you know what theory actually means in science? Of course you dont.

By leveling it up to 20.

Also, this makes the Magikarp Salesman the best NPC to ever exist, since you can get a Gyarados before Misty (and keep it for the rest of the game).

Congrats on turning 16 bro.

Imagine taking the bait and repeating this g'otcha about the technical definition of """theory""" that literally everyone here knows.

based

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Unfathomably based for listing all these idioces. The same people then have the audacity to say that the belief that God did design and create this world is "dumb", LOL

atheists be like
>MY ANCESTOR

>everyone here knows
Based on the posts nobody here knows shit. You're the biggest retard here.

So why hasn't it evolved into a lizard yet? Why do monkeys still exist? "Transitional fossils" make no sense.

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YES

>Seriously how can anyone believe in Evolution?
>how does THIS turn into THAT

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Magicarp-garydos is my favourite Pokémon line because of this gimmick, its just always satisfying to level this worthless pokemon and be rewarded for
It later.

>people believe this cycle came to be through random mutations
lel

This would honestly look good if they just removed the segments and made it a much larger fish. Have it be a tanky low IQ fish, similar to Snorlax.

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Because of the Japanese folkstory about a carp swimming up a waterfall and turning into a dragon at the top.

The mutations were controlled?

black people created dinosaurs but god seethed and killed them and denies their existence and spread false information that they were actually ducks

Magikarp is the incarnation of the idea of becoming a somebody from nobody. All other Pokemon have a clear path of development - their ancestry and genetics are self-evident through their natural expression over their lifespan. Their destinies are given to them and predictable, they only need to live them out. Magikarp on the other hand gives that the middle finger by going FUCK YEAH MAGIKARP, turning blue and becoming a gigachad, defying the expected natural order of things through sheer will alone. Perhaps the same can be said of nature and evolution, because life finds a way.

It is based on a Chinese belief that carps turn into dragons if they swim over the an sacred dragon gate waterfall or something like that.

It is based on myth that carp swim up waterfall to become dragon. Please understanduu Pokemon is a proud japanese series and be more considerate of other cultures.