>door is opened remotely
>switch is hidden in some arbitrary location and only exists to waste the player's time as they wander in circles for 5 minutes looking for it
Door is opened remotely
John Collins
John Wilson
the whole series
Blake Ramirez
I was thinking elder scrolls but yeah, that too. These games love to waste your fucking time
Xavier Garcia
Pardon me for not designing my castle to suit the needs of complete strangers.
Jeremiah Walker
If you wanted to keep strangers out you could have used a key instead of a secret button on the other side of the castle.
Owen Sanchez
>a key
Vulnerable to rogues.
Michael Morgan
Doesn't it get kind of annoying when you need to walk the opposite direction to flip a switch only to walk back so you can use the bathroom?
Dylan Walker
You know what's also vulnerable to rogues, as well as every other type of adventurer? A stupid fucking switch. All you did was waste 5 minutes of my life before I got in anyway and stole all your shit. Not to mention the headache of being a servant in your maze of a castle, bringing your dinner every evening is a nightmare.
Isaac Taylor
That's what your servants are for.
It stumped you.
Adam Wilson
That's Amnesia, the whole game. Still enjoyed it though
Adrian Nelson
Im gonna throw your car keys into the ocean and then say that "i stumped you"
Colton Roberts
Watch what you say. People worship these kinds of games
Grayson Taylor
That's not a comparable situation if there's no hidden lever to start my car.
Benjamin Phillips
Yes it is. Key and lever are interchangable, they both open the thing. Go find your car keys asshole, i stumped you
Gavin Foster
This is a pathetic attempt my friend.
You're just wrong.
Caleb Phillips
>*breaks window*
>*jumpstarts car*
lol get stumped
Kevin Reyes
Your argument is literally semantics. Let me rip the switch to your bathroom off the wall and throw it into the ocean Stumped you, have fun pissing outside
Nice job breaking your own window
Gavin Collins
played super metroid for the first time recently and stopped after only a few hours. i really wanted to like it but it just feels like a slog if
1) you dont have infinite time to sink into it
2) you dont have a walkthrough pulled up
or 3) you dont already know everything
though it might also be because hollow knight was my first metroidvania and it completely blows everything else out of the water
Isaiah Martinez
>semantics
No you're just wrong.
I built my secret escape tunnel to open when I press a hidden swtich from the getgo.
There was no removal of keys or anything like that.
Xavier Price
I removed your hidden switch and threw it into the ocean. You've been tricked, bamboozled, given the run-around, trumped, and yes, even stumped. Shouldn't have designed your castle this way silly
Carson Jenkins
>*steals your money*
>*fixes my window*
what now?
Eli Gutierrez
>come to locked door
>need to find a key item to open it
>turn around and notice hidden path higher up
>go down path, killing enemies
>15 minutes later, finally get to end
>get a useless collectible
>its not the key
>go all the way back
>the key was in the same room the locked door was
Grayson Jones
I do not understand the hype with the Metroid series
Happy for people that enjoy it and the Samus porn is great
Ryder Morgan
>*calls the cops*
>*you go to jail and become a prison bitch*
>*no longer have money or a car, just dick
Eli Williams
every time there's a choice in a video game I pull up a guide to see the results of each choice instead of just playing it blind
Brandon Roberts
This literally just happened to me in oblivion
Parker Young
>steal the dick
>lock pick my cell
>bribe the gay prison guard (your mom) with dick
>escape
>drive to your house with my car
>break all your windows with dick
what now?
Tyler Hill
Your BBC can't possibly be both thin enough to pick a lock and thick enough to break my windows. checkmate atheists
Jose Smith
>your bbc cant possibly be both thin enough to pick a lock and thick enough to break my mother