Why are Zelda and Link never a couple in the games?

Because Zelda is your sister

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Depends on the game. I think spirit tracks, they are officially a couple. And breath of the wild hints at romance between them

theres nothing wrong with incest

>Searching porn of popular normie core vidya characters
Sorry but that's just a life sentence to shitty porn.

Why is her belly blushing haha

Incest with the goal of mutual affection and not procreation is truly the mark of the most wholesome of families.

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What a hideous art style

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porn is rotting your brain

No, they should have kids too.

cringe. incest is disgusting.

Her womb is there

Japs pull out the best art on ntr shit

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What if it's your mom and she's like 80 years old with dementia?

What do you mean never?

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That's wrong even if she's not your mother, try again.

ok redditor

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>What if edge case here
What if you want to marry a women who is 80 years old with dementia?

The games from what I recall seem to imply that they are the canon pairing. It just never outright says it. I think so far, this has worked well.

>wanting retard babies
>wanting babies at all
>wanting to tarnish some great sex with 'it has to lead to children or its lame'

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this looks bad you dumb nigger

There is a third option.

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>two poorly drawn elves that look nothing like link and zelda with a random nigger lifeguard that's supposed to be ganon
lmao

Pregnancy is hot, I will not apologize.

The funny thing is I cannot buy into incest: not because child shit, but just my family are all retarded niggers and I wouldn't want to fuck any of them.

The only related Links are Ocarina and TP. The rest aren't blood related at all. All Zeldas are blood related though.

tanlines should be law

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dont forget when he's the bottom twink and zelda is the cuck
or when it's porn done by women where it's basically a bunch of softcore shots showing how pretty he is

Link's nipples are made to to licked, sucked, and pinched.

Why is Zelda even impressed with Ganon? Ganon gets his ass beaten by Link, therefore Link should be hotter. Not only that Ganon looks like a faggot

Really weird how I can’t hide this specific thread but I can scroll down and hide the very next thread. Gosh ain’t that so strange

Because Japanese storytelling isn't like Hollywood where you need to have a kiss scene at the ending to understand they like each other.

terasu mc, laliberte
In fact, it's pretty common

>What if it's your mom and she's like 80 years old with dementia?
You do it for Sonichu.

because in fanart he's drawn as a himbo rather than a scary old dude (I guess a lot of people conflate the two) and she's drawn as a sexually forward young woman/slut

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She's trying to get him to fuck Link clearly

t. Link

a lot of them
isn't the common complaint by NTR-haters is that it sucks up a bunch of good artists to make material that these people hate

Ganon x Link porn gets my gf's panties soaking wet for some reason.

Zelda x ganon
not Link X ganon

You forgot the one where he is a twink getting fucked.

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Wind Waker trilogy exists.
Also both Link and Zelda happily service Ganondorf's Big Gerudo Cock

>tfw toon link probably has more heterosexual porn than botw link

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Porn is mental illness

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fujos:
stacies:

furfags are not allowed opinions

Yes

I don't know why, but this webm makes me really want to try gay sex.

>>terasu mc,
It looks like shit, it does the job of getting me horny and I guess that's what matters but you cant seriously say the art is that good.

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nigga you jerk off to cuckoldry's and ruined marriages

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My headcanon is that they are siblings. Older Brother caring and doting on the Younger Sister.

Because Link is a little anal butter boi.

project more furfag

I had a estranged older sister that came to live with us for a bit when I was 13, she was cool bought be vice city. I had a mild attraction to her so some Incest stuff is hot, but the majority is creepy.

She randomly moved out one day and dropped off the face of the earth though.

If porn is mental illness, then I'm the Joker...

it ain't projection chud

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Why are picrel so obsessed with ntr and interracial porn?

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that's not terasu

Women love bad boys. At the very peak of sexual female attraction exist two men. The Chad Thug, and the Chad of means.

The thug isn't just good looking, he also has the danger element. Just by being with him, their actual life is at risk, whether it's through his own actions, or the actions of those around him, and that thrill makes him more attractive, no matter how bad he actually is for her. Drug dealers/users, gang members, and really anyone with a violent criminal offence on record fall into this catagory. Perfect for a fling or affair, but not partner material.

Then there's the Chad of means. He's good looking, and has money. So long as she's with him, she's living in the lap of luxury, the bell of the ball, all wants and desires met. This is the guy chicks who want to get married want to marry. But the thing is, both of these guys know how much they're wanted, so they both will have tons of chicks clamoring over them, and treat them all like varying degrees of trash.

Ganon falls into the former catagory. Chicks know Ganon would treat Zelda like a onahole as he lays waste to her kingdom, and that's hot. It's when the sex is over and they're chained up in a dungeon getting raped by bokoblins that they say "Maybe this isn't the healthiest relationship."

cuckold ntr shit started with breathe of the wild. There must be a coloration there.
WW Link is best Link

>If porn is mental illness, then I'm the Joker...

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Because I control all of you from my computer.

Kinda odd, lota BotW implies this link to be a huge asshole and one of the few canon ones where he actually likes a chick (fish).

>coloration there.
kek

What, a guy can't enjoy a little tug now and then?

Pretty sure every crush on Link in BotW is one-sided and unrequited on the females' part.

it's all downstream of him looking kinda twinkish which really only came became prominent when people memed the gerudo outfit

Ganon is not black, retard.

aww shit, I was sure I highlighted laliberte, Terasu is pretty good

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Correlation my bad.

Why would Ganondorf be a lifeguard?