>Game has scripted losses
Game has scripted losses
Carter Fisher
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Blake Ramirez
I bet I could take him.
Jose Lopez
>game uses artificial difficulty.
Adrian Brooks
Monkeys (like most animals) are evil.
I saw a video on Any Forums a few days ago where a monkey bit some guys scalp off for no reason.
Animals are mean and dont speak and are dumb and violent.
Avoid animals at all costs.
Alexander Reed
I bet I could take your mom
Camden Hill
>Game has field bosses
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Jack Rogers
>>Game has field bosses
This is why most souls bosses have airtight arenas.
Also, even this guy has anti-fall mechanics, he cannot walk/jump/attack off the cliff there's an invisible barrier just for him, but parrying him and hitting him with a strong attack staggers him hard enough that it disables his barrier.
Landon Murphy
My experience with gorespam makes me think the monkey can't be that tough.
Ethan Lee
As long as I wear face protection I can take him.
Zachary Cook
>you can't win
he has no chance if we bring nuke
Kayden Collins
David Russell
Monkeys are spiteful and bear grudges like that time in india a dog killed a baby monkey so the monkeys started killing a fuck ton of random dogs
Jeremiah Hughes
i remember that, fucked up shit
there's also that video of a monke riding a motorbike trying to kidnap a little kid
Parker Sullivan
>game has cool mounts
Jack Wilson
You don't get it Monkey...
NO ONE GOES THROUGH!
Lincoln Brown
I’ve killed wild dogs before, a monkey is nothing to me.
James Thomas
It's not so much whether or not you can eventually maim/kill it, it's more so they have HIV/Herpes/Rabies and one bite or scratch is all it really takes.
Leo Nelson
i remember reading about little dogs being dropped out of high buildings
Carson Ross
*pulls out gun*
checkmate animals
Jonathan Sullivan
>this warning flashes up on the screen
>accidentally stray into wild monkey's territory
>he's wearing a tophat
>attack him immediately
>deal 1% damage and now my entire family is dead and i'm dying of radiation poisoning
>a pteradactyl divebombs me out of nowhere and it's over
fucking tokyo jungle
Hunter Parker
should have picked the Crocodile
Liam Richardson
DOOD THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD TO KNOW THAT CAHMAAAAAAN
Gabriel Edwards
It’s almost like they want someone to fight him
Christopher Kelly
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