Any other blackpotioned bosmercels ever travel to Morrowind for some easy dunmer pussy? I hear the girls there are really easy and will fuck you even if you're a sub 5 bosmer tallcel like me. From what I heard the house of earthly delights in Suran is a good place to start.
It's such fucking bullshit that bosmer stacies only go for short wood elf chads. If you're over 5 foot 4 it's over.
Any other blackpotioned bosmercels ever travel to Morrowind for some easy dunmer pussy...
Aiden Evans
Levi Flores
>be ugly
>have big dick
The dilemma of being an orccel
Zachary James
The house of earthly delights has zero dunmer girls in it and the owner is a human. Despite the memes, you will barely find any dunmer girls in Morrowind that display promiscuous behavior. You will find a human female however that falls in love with a dunmer male and an easy khajit wife.
It's a meme and you haven't played the game.
Carter Ward
Dunmer women will canonically fuck anything with a pulse, so I imagine Morrowind is a prime destination for incels in the ES universe.
Not to mention if you aren't a chief you have zero (0) chance of getting any pussy as an orc.
Brody King
im an imperial but i managed to get a job as a taxman in some backwater shithole in vvardenfell with a qt3.14 dark elf gf. we're all gonna make it bro.
Cooper Lee
>Not to mention if you aren't a chief you have zero (0) chance of getting any pussy as an orc.
bro your rape?
Kevin Price
IIRC Rape falls under "stealing" (under the logic that all females are property) and thus prohibited under the Code of Malacath.
I suppose non-Orc females are a kind of legal grey area to Orcs, not to mention not all Orcs follow the code of Malacath. But in general, Orcs only get pussy if they are a chief.
Ian Reyes
Yet, you will barely find a dunmer women in the actual game Morrowind that displays promiscuous behavior. It's a meme and the only source you will cite on it disproves it.
You don't even play the fucking game.
Nathan Ortiz
Starfield will never have deep lore like this.
Jaxson Murphy
I played Morrowind at release you nigger.
None of the ES games ever directly show or discuss Women behaving promiscuously or suggestively at all. But several books (mostly from newer games, I will admit) say that Dunmer women have high libido and fuck around for the first 100 years or so.
Jason Harris
M'aiq believes Khajiit are never incels. Khajiit males have too beautiful of manes and spiked penises which will attract any sadomasochistic woman.
Cameron Hill
the code of malacath is incel cope and it's fitting because only incels live in strongholds
Isaac Lee
>None of the ES games ever directly show or discuss Women behaving promiscuously or suggestively at all.
zoom zoom
Daggerfall has literal prostitutes hanging around in taverns. Their faction wasn't implemented, but the sprites are still there.
Watch the jannies are gonna flip over highly pixelated booba
Andrew Lopez
>be imperial jailer
>task to keep guard over orsimer woman
>she's pretty cute for an orc
>try to get her to do some "favors" for me
>she refuses
>decide to starve her until she agrees to marry me
>she actually does it the madlass
Jayden Gray
canonically sucks and fucks an imperial btw
Easton Jenkins
Okay, I played DF but forgot about that. Also the temple of Dibella. But it wasn't a central theme even in that game.
Brody Parker
>But several books
Cite them. Because there is only the daggerfall book with the jokes (old ass lore) and Barenziah, which disproves this idea.
There are books of all kinds of women fucking around, and lore of other non-mer women being sluts as well as non-mer women in the game fucking dudes, it's not a dunmer-exclusive thing. You are just repeating a big meme.
If you played the game you'd already tell OP how wrong he is about the house of earthly delights.
Nicholas Cooper
>Cite them. Because there is only the daggerfall book with the jokes (old ass lore) and Barenziah, which disproves this idea.
>There are books of all kinds of women fucking around, and lore of other non-mer women being sluts as well as non-mer women in the game fucking dudes, it's not a dunmer-exclusive thing. You are just repeating a big meme.
>If you played the game you'd already tell OP how wrong he is about the house of earthly delights.
have sex
Ryan Johnson
Congrats, you found one NPC.
Shall we proceed to talk what sluts breton women are based on this one?
Adrian Parker
>nooo the heckin breterinos!
here's the difference between you and me, i'm not defending the honour of fictional whores in a children's game. you prolly start these threads too just because you didn't feel persecuted enough LMAO
Grayson Ward
I mean, the entire Breton race are Merish man on human female rape babies so think of that what you will.
Sebastian Gomez
>5/10 at best tavern girl was looking at me the other day
How do I tell her I'm not interested?
Christopher Wood
>have sex
Make me
Jace White
And then there is the (human) witch that sleeps with various men and curses them with magic afterwards that you find around Caldera.
Chase Ward
*transmogrifies you into a dark elf whore*
have fun sucking and fucking the taxman
Aiden Thomas
That's what the naked dude claims.
She claims he tried to rape her.
The game never tells you who is actually telling the truth.
Aiden Sanders
I hope she sees this bro
she's probably too busy taking that big hlaalu cock to notice tho LMAO
Mason Nelson
Orcs rape dunmer daily no cap
Juan Thomas
Do you thing anyone in the elder scrolls universe has a fart fetish?
Carson Smith
No.
It's insane just how incapable Any Forumstards are of perceiving when a book is written by an unreliable narrator.
Jaxson Reyes
What is the elder scrolls equivalent of skinnyfat white tech workers who date asian women
Hunter Collins
t. Assmad Merish rape baby
Dylan Bennett
Dovahkiin when I play Skyrim.
Anthony Allen
Nah dunmers are into some freaky demon worshipping shit, some goth Dunmer thot is probably gonna trap your soul in a gem then use it as a dildo
Jose Allen
You are literally admitting to having a cuckold fetish right now.
Gabriel Clark
Why are Dumner women into necrophilia?
It is the only time Dumner men get stiff near a woman.
Sebastian Long
Crassius for sure
William Fisher
I'm not the one literally seething over his entire race being a product of cucking.