Why don't you ever play as a healer?

Why don't you ever play as a healer?

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Healing is for sissies and its boring

I always play Healer

I have a penis over 8 inches

I ubersaw all your spies
I crossbow all your snipers
I will pop kritz just to kill one person
I will push recklessly with a scout using my quick-fix
I will jump in front of sentries while ubering to absorb the knockback while my pocket destroys them
I will never communicate to my team in a positive or negative way, just being a german healing stick who beats the shit out of the enemy team on occasion. Medic is life.

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I always play as a healer and I love servicing my tanks big health bar until I'm unable to walk!

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I'm not comfortable with the rp'ing that's expected out of a healer

I prefer roles like medic on Killing Floor where you kill trash and shoot healing darts/use medic grenades as needed

I don't play games for trannies so the only game that has a healer option for me is TF2 and playing as medic is painful

tell me more, dumb healer slut...

I am an expert at giving heals with my mouth and tongue, you can just relax while I keep your strong healthbar nice and hard, going up and down and making sure its completely satisfied
I'll give it soft kisses and small licks to tease you when I know you're close, just to make sure you grab my head and push it down my throat

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can someone explain why healers are associated with gay stuff? Im retarded btw so please make it simple

healing is seen as a womens role. most vidya healers are women. healing is a support role (feminine) unlike tanking or dps. men that heal are associated with sissy/fag stuff because it's a men in a traditionally female/subservient role.

trannies unironically. just look at the tranny ITT. they have to turn everything into a sexualized fetishized shit show

A lot of people here are heavily addicted to pornography and their coombrains interpret everything in the world through some sexual lens because their brains are completely broken.

Just imagine every post you read being made by some fat smelly bald guy that jerks off to cartoons and take his posts as seriously as you should.

>TF2
>Not infested with trannies
Whatever you have to tell yourself, user.

the only time playing any sort of medic has been fun was in old battlefield games. Nobody else has managed to make the class interesting

Support role. Supportive = feminine. Feminine = submissive. Therefore, Support = Submissive feminine shit.

Tanks & DPS are salty that they're not the most important part of the team, so they try to bully the least aggressive member.

most girls are healers so its feminized

and since its feminized its sexualized because there's no other purpose for a feminine thing besides being fucked and raped

>support is boring
>tank isn't rewarding
>DPS doesn't get to even load into a match
>OW2 still has fucking role queue
DOA even as f2p

What a dedicated healer! One every teammate needs
Lewd

what if your tank dies and as the boss turns it's attention to the rest of the raid you rez him and save a certain wipe and you did it on your own not because some shouting raid lead told you to

honestly "heal slutting" is proving to be one of the most autistic fetishes in the past few years

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then you're vanilla as fuck

It's not anymore infested then other online games, and I'm also allowed to call them disgusting men in dresses without getting banned