Only OGs remember

I still turn on my computer using my feet

uh my first computer was turned off by a switch at the back user

you dont

his nails are bloody

this is how we do it

>implying I don't do this when my case is stationed at the table

I also haven’t fallen for the tricks by the Jews at Big Vacuum Cleaner. Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

I have a big desk and am able to keep my tower on it comfortably

nah I just pulled the cord out of the wall like a toaster to turn it off

me too
I also keep all my current animes that im watching in one of my browser tabs, so if my computer crashes im fucked

Its sort of like CBT

The best way to turn off your computer is to tear the power cable out from the back of the PC as violently as you can.

friendly reminder turning your pc off and on again doesnt do the same as a reset

>call it a desktop
>place it under the desk

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>user never vacuums his room

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>turning your pc into a vacuum cleaner by putting it on the floor
why would anyone do that

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What's a computer?

>miss button
>CD holder slams open and drops discs on the floor

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It's like a phone, but big and with a non-touch screen

legacy technology from before mobiles

only accountants and slavs still use them

>we
Girls weren't into computers back then

>put CD in disc tray
>slam it shut
>PC making funny noise
>kick it with full force
>it shuts up

that'd be based.
PC roomba
roomba

>computer wont stop whining
>hit it
>it stops
good times

I still have the mental image of my cousin scrapping his long ass big toenail against the textured case of my PC.

fuck you zach

I do, but your computer will also try to act as a vacuum before you do.
Don't let it have that opportunity and your PC will last you even longer.

>not turning your computer off like this

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My computer was up on the desk back in the day. I used to have a bit of a weak bladder so I'd end up pissing myself laughing. Didn't want to piss on my computer so I relocated it.

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Why did she do it?

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user... you gotta aim the stream on the moniter not the pc!!

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Have you zoomtards never heard of saved sessions? Have you even so much as looked at browser settings? What the fuck

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Pretty sure I stopped doing this after one time I got electrocuted by the metal casing.
Doesn't happen much anymore since PC cases are made of plastic nowadays.

Wtf I hate my pc now. don't need assholes. getting a ps5 instead.

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Your browser doesn't remember tabs from the last session when you open it?

>how do people turn off their computers now?
Cool it with the antisemitism

no thanks im too busy playing Any Forums (the 2000s videogame)

I browse exhentai on Incognito. I love my hentai.

Exactly. Buttons aren’t always reliable and allow dangerous electrodes to sneak through. You want to get rid of that risk by yanking/severing/destroying the power cord. 8y44k

>his browser history doesn't wipe itself overnight

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zoomers have special dildo shaped buttons that they blow until the PC is satisfied.

>on Incognito
You have to be 18 to use this website.

screenshot your browser history NOW user NOW!!

>my 20 year old bot thinkpad had over 3 years uptime before the battery died

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>mlp hat

my computer crashes on reboot unless i boot into safe mode and reinstall the graphics drivers first so i never turn it off

You might want to actually fix that rather than just use a shitty workaround.

This also carpeted floors are literal cancer for PCs or any electronic devices. Just have wooden flooring everywhere.