Mario Strikers Battle League

>4 days after launch
>0 threads
what the fuck went wrong?

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>people don't even reply to the thread about the game being dead
no seriously, what the FUCK went wrong?

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Just in case he sees this, really appreciate the Real Mario player who gave his Yoshi the TJ "Henry" Yoshi helmet. I was hoping someone would do that.

>what went wrong?
I dont have friends, simple as.

Nintendo made a bad game, which is nothing new, but this time it was too bad even for it's own bootlickers.

>Game built around competitive online
>Can't play 4v4 online unless you coordinate with a group and have everyone bring a +1 in couch co-op, otherwise you can only 2v2

The game, is fun.

I lost interest when people said Waluigi didn't do the crotch victory pose thing. I know the games is just going to eb another generic piece of shit mario sport like the others so I didn't bother

Nintendromes are running out of cope

They know the game is no content
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There a ten minute video gives you the entire game, that will be $60 dollars + Nintendo Bonus

no 4vs4 online. what were they thinking? it was the whole appeal

My money's on Nintendo's shitty ass online not being able to handle a game that require more precise synchronization, splatoon and mario kart bullshit a lot of it, and stuff like smash and mario maker are infamously trash online

I like the game. Its as fun as I remember the original and Charged being.
I don't know what content people are thinking it should have or are expecting, but it's soccer, not a big single player experience.

Only issues it has right now are the lean roster and no actual 4v4, both I expect to be fixed before long.

Gone, but replaced with just as good of things.

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I'm absolutely certain that the game is fun. I'm also absolutely certain that it's not worth anywhere near the $60 that Nintendo will charge for it until the end of time.
until nintendo starts putting things on sale, they can fuck off.

>he expects 4vs4 to be added
SERIOUSLY optimistic

Maybe not in a "just queue up and go" way, but I can see a private online battle setting being a thing, yes.

Dead game

>Mario Strikers Charged
12 characters + 8 side characters

>Battle League
10 characters + no side characters

Charged had completely new voice lines
BL uses canned voice lines

Charged was edgy and fresh, with crotch crops and yoshi cursing and peach throwing a tantrum.
BL pretends to be edgy at first glance (boxart, adverts, outfits) but then everyone is happy and generic and inoffensive and bland.

Charged had a basic but serviceable single player mode.
BL is all multiplayer, payed online with terrible servers that can't handle it.

Charged was a 15 year old Wii game
BL is a game on new hardware from 2022, and you should expect better

hook, line and sinker

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Don't forget, Charged was $50, Battle League is $60

Se are too busy playing it. Sorry, enjoy your threads about Elden Cringe

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And like usual user ignores everything said in a post to regurgitate shit.
Probably emulated the game too.

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So fucking dumb, I can't get over this dumb decision.

And Battle League only has ONE losing animation for each character, while Strikers Charged has TWO

Charged had much more content and soul

Battle League has 1 cup win animation and 1 regular win animation per character, Charged has 0 on both.
Battle League has nearly quadruple the animations with the characters on the field, despite having half the roster.

i keep matchin up with liek 3 diff guys in my area lmao this shit is SO dead

Rosoilina