>be russian
>went grocery shopping
>get the most basic stuff because poor
>card declined
>couldn't pay the most pathetic shopping cart
>started crying and ran away
I'm going to kill myself. I love you guys
Be russian
Liam Cook
Jack Roberts
Kill putrin
Hunter Ward
Go lineup for bread like the good old days
James Thompson
Wyatt Wood
Why was your card declined?
Kevin Morales
Kill Zelenskkky
Elijah Roberts
Fuck off megumeme
Lucas Thompson
did you get to try their new knock-off mcdonalds though?
Nathan Barnes
What would you do if you didn't have money for food anons?
Owen Sanders
I love you....
Michael Torres
EXUPUROSION
Nathaniel Baker
go hunting
Aiden Edwards
Do you look cute?
I live in Germany, if you want you can marry me (male) for German citizenship and live in my house.
I'll let you use a computer while I'm at work, but you'll have to keep the house clean and when I come back, I expect /some/ sort of physical service.
Doesn't have to be anal, but I expect you to fulfill your duties in a loving manner, even if it's just pretend.
Isaiah Allen
That's what you get for making gasoline so goddamn fucking expensive. I used to like driving for fun, now it costs so much that I've had to seriously consider just selling my car.
Christopher Lee
I want to cum inside Megumin
Austin Perez
Go to grandparents/aunts/parents/cousins/uncle and eat there
James Myers
I’ll pray for you user. Have hope
Jacob Russell
Blame Putin.
Thomas Perez
Okay. Do you have permission?
Leo Ross
That's a pretty clever logo ngl.
Eli Peterson
I hope you meet her in heaven bro
Jonathan Bell
Blame nato.
Dominic Torres
Just rise up against Putler already if it bothers you so much.
Jaxson Gomez
Dont do it bro. You don't got a job mane??
Aaron Gomez
whatever they ended up calling it, that DON MAK guy in Donbass is unbeatable.
neat style though
Tyler White
Sure
Isaac Wilson
Why is Russia such a shithole?
Anthony Evans
I wouldn't be surprised if this is what McDonalds used in their 'food' anyways.
Easton Johnson
everywhere will be a shithole soon
theyre just ahead of the curve
Juan Brooks
Mission accomplished Ameribros.....if we can just inconvenience 99% of the country who can't do anything on the international stage, surely things will change......
David Lee
Do not do that. Good times ahead. Rewatch Konosuba for great feels. Believe.
Isaiah Fisher
>west stops buying russian gas
>fuck you for making gas so expensive, russia!
Noah Anderson
In every ordinary country, i'd start selling small vidya assets on asset stores, i had surprisingly good run this one time i tried selling cheap unity assets. Or maybe i'd crap out some weak android apps and hope someone will use them at least a bit to generate ad pennies. If i'd be really desperate, i'd start mass-producing shitty useless android apps with misleading names and no actual functionality, though at this point crossdressing onlyfans would be a more decent and less humiliating choice
in russia though, no idea. you're blocked off from most of first-world systems when it comes to money, aren't you?
Christopher Hughes
It’s been over 110 days, and Kiev still isn’t seized. What went wrong?
Matthew Gutierrez
Kill Biden he is responsible for all this. I though Amerimutts have guns. All you do is kill some innocemt chldren. Niggers i dont care.
Samuel Phillips
They lost the VHS with the Electric Soldier Porygon episode on it.
Camden Moore
take your meds loser
Connor Kelly
silly slav, our retard president doesn't control anything. unelected bureaucrats and the deep state does
Jacob Walker
Like with me. I will feed you pb&js in return for your boi pucci.