If any other fanbase had discovered that one of the iconic villains from their books had been turned into a hot goth babe in a video game, they would have blessed god for the fap material. But no, all Tolkien fans did was complain about how lore-innacurate it was. Absolute nerd chads.
You gotta love Tolkien fans
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>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.
I would've more likely believed Ungoliant had the power to turn herself into a hot goth babe than Shelob. And Ungoliant is long dead.
Tolkien would be disgusted at what post-modern faggots have done Middle-earth universe
The fun part about these games are that someone on the team actually obviously was really into Tolkien lore while you got bullshit like this, so it's actually pretty autistically accurate in some fundamentals.
Somewhere, locked away in the depths of the Tolkien estate, are JRR’s self insert drawings of him as Tom Bombadil nailing Goldberry in all sorts of weird fetish scenes.
Nah, we know exactly who Tolkien's self-insert was.
The quality of a fanbase is determined by its autism.
>Changing boringly written lore is bad because..... IT JUST IS OKAY!
>coomers seething
Tolkien was a based Christian that knew women were whores
Chris Tolkien's death is the reason why that Amazon disgrace was allowed to be made. Even pornstar Shelob wasn't as bad as what they've shown of that.
that's the thing about Ungoliant, even if she did have the power to do that, she would never do it
turning yourself into a human has only one purpose: deception
It's why Sauron was one of the greatest shapeshifters and particularly expert at crafting beautiful and inspiring forms, and why after the whole Numenor debacle that power of his was explicitly taken away
But Ungoliant has literally zero use for deception, it's basically primordial hunger incarnate, it doesn't have the patience or long term planning for crap like that
Same with Shelob, they're both part of the "tragedy of evil" where their immense potential is shackled by their base instincts and malicious nature, unable to grow
It's also one of the very much christian influences in Tolkien's work, the tragedy of evil being a common theme in christianity
So a man wrote fan fiction about how his favorite side villain was a misunderstood hero all along
at least she's hot
a jew*
yeah, that's cool and all, but the game fucking sucks
a brilliant nemesis system stuck with mediocre asscreed gameplay
Yea props to em.
>muh interpretation
From that article I interpret that the guy's a fetishist that is afraid to actually admit it.
MOMMY
I would never kill another spider again if it meant dating her
>killing spiders
>not catching them in a glass and putting them outside
faggot wuss
i usually just suck em up with the vacuum cleaner
Man, this is such a big pile of horseshit that I cannot believe they actually allowed people to make this game.
But yeah, an egomaniac with no knowledge of the source material using a recognizable property to shove his retarded ideas out into the world. What else is new.
I just eat them to assert dominance.