Mario Strikers Battle League

Threads lasted barely half a day on RELEASE DAY, reviews average 6/10, even reddit is pissed. What went sooo wrong??!!

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>No Daisy
>No midriffs
Do i need to say more?

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You weren't getting the game regardless.

Nope, i do play the games but I don't pay for them.

Game is fun, only Americans don't care about soccer unexpectedly

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>602224770
OP is a faggot that tongues nigger anus.

In other news owner of PromethianFire (3M04F0V) here, was at work all day so apologies if I never replied to any questions.
Also join up chuckle fucks.

>someone unironically payed for this
holy fuck, this looks so godamn souless.

Not my fault soccer is a boring fag sport where lil bitch kids need to cry about even slight touch.
Add in electro fences and body slams and I'd care. Which is why Strikers is based beyond belief, glad it's back after 15ish years.

American here, not very fond of sports overall but I consider Soccer the most interesting one at least.
Enough to play Strikers at least.

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>2v2 max
>no single player content
>ai atrocious
>unbalanced stats
>5 stadium "backgrounds"
>10 CHARACTERS
>online lag
>10 minute wait times for online
>strategy simply consists of charged tackles
>$60 for a barebones 30 fps ps2 looking online only arcade looking futbol-lite arcade game

>good

There's a reason it has gotten its 6/10 score, should be 4/10 in all honesty

>602226558
see pic.

Waluigi has some great animations frankly.

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>HURRDURR IF I GIVE HIM A (YOU), HE WINS OH NOOOOO

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true

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It's not seriously 30fps, is it? They couldn't be THAT stupid, surely.

I only played the pre-release demo but it felt rubbish.

it's 30fps cutscenes but 60fps gameplay

>It's not seriously 30fps, is it
Nah online is more like 20 fps

>2v2 max
This does suck and should be fixed.
>no single player content
There are 10 single player cups to play, you don't need anything else.
>ai atrocious
This is true. Normal stands there too much and Hard is heavy input reading. Boom Boom is a dipshit no matter what.
>unbalanced stats
Not really. Only passing is really mediocre and shot/tech being so good is only because of Boom Boom.
>5 stadium "backgrounds"
I wish they were more visually appealing, but it matters little
>10 CHARACTERS
With more coming. I can't believe as a Daisyfag I'm less upset by this than most people are and I'm the one with a character cut.
>online lag
Nintendo sadly, doesn't help few people run a wired connection.
>strategy simply consists of charged tackles
It does not.

>602226929
>being 2000% mad for being called out as a troll
go seethe elsewhere faggot.

>Waluigi is a Spaniard who crafts walls of thorny vines
NLG has a weird image of Waluigi but I'm not opposed to it. Would have very cool usage in a Wario&Waluigi game.

ignore him half his points are just blatantly false, the other half are exagerated.

Wario on the other hand is all about the ASS

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How could they have such a focus on online when Nintendo's online service is laughably bad?
It's seriously like trying to use ps2 online or dreamcast online. It's just so fucking bad.
I like my switch but I treat is as though it doesn't have online, so I have no interest in this game. Also, the fact that Mario tennis and Mario golf were both dogshit garbage didn't help this game.