Chasing monster

>chasing monster
>take 2 seconds to ready weapon
>click to attack
>5 second wind-up
>monster has already dance around and hit me
>line up another shot
>wind-up, monster jumps out of the way
>finally get a hit
>10 damage
>foreskin broke off
How do you weebs enjoy this shit?

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What weapon? Also this game have several ways to unsheath depending on your weapon, I'm pretty sure all of them have a wirebug sheath. And if it bothers you so much, quick sheath is a skill.

>How do you weebs enjoy this shit?
Autism. Every MH game is the same, people love buying the same game over and over again, look at call of duty, fifa and fromsoftware games.

I miss my gf. She had the most beatiful puffy nips, sadly she was a bitch.

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filtered lol

She doesn't miss you.
Women are incapable of pointing their perspective outwards.
She'll never consider how you feel, but she might pretend to.
That's all they ever do.
The whore I was with would gaslight and blame me for her weakness. It was disgusting.
Basically a mental midget.
You're better off.

I've tried longsword, sword & shield, greatsword, hammer, dual blades, lance and shield and bagpipes. I like a lot of them, but holy shit! No matter what I choose I feel like I'm controlling a tank while the monsters tap dance around me, knock me over and fart status effects on me!

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i play bow so i seldom have to stop attacking

touch (gr)ass

No wonder she left you. You sound like a legit psychopath.

Comfy no shitposting thread up:

Thanks Schopenhauer

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>weebs
it's normalfags who play this shit

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Based

he's right you know

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She looks like she enjoys a knot

Shooter in the making. Unironically, have sex.

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>all these assblasted roasties in the replies
based

This is the last time you show your face around here without a long sword on your back, squirt. Take this, and the next time I catch you, I'm having your hunters license and you can get the fuck out of my village.

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