Scene: Mario and Peach find themselves wandering into a hip part of town surrounded by a crowd of youngsters.
Teen: Let's goooo! Mario: Hey. Thats-a my line. Except I say it a leettle more-a like "Let's-a go!" Teen: Yeah sure whatever you say mustache man... *Teen Walks Away* Mario: Huh...a-Peach am I no longer cool? Peach: Mario, the last time you were cool was when you got your butt stuck in the snow on Cool, Cool mountain 25 years ago! Mario: (sigh)..Don't-a remind me! *Walks away while rubbing back end* Peach: "Let's goooo" home, Mario...I baked a cake for you.
Seems incredibly autistic. Based. If only the real movie was this autistic it would be kino.
John Fisher
Donkey Kong: Heh ehehe heheheh Luigi: Yahoo! Awawaw! Mario: HOLY SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Peach: BLARABLABGLABGELUB Bowser: LEO BURNETT AND 4KIDS ARE THE DEVIL, LEO BURNETT
Kayden Clark
>implying Nintendo would allow this >also deviant art water print
>no mumble rap with shitty mock-up pixel art of them running around too >jumps into the credits and the classic Mario running around way too fast almost accurate
>*Jungle Japes drums start* >*Donkey Kong, voiced by Seth Rogen, opens the door of his treehouse* >DK: "Another beautiful day in Congo Bongo!" >DK: "Time to check on the banana ho-" >*Face freezes, music stops* >DK: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" >THIS SUMMER >*A dramatic version of the Beastie Boys' brass monkey starts playing* >Diddy Kong (voiced by Chris Tucker): "How can you lose the banana horde? It's a pile of bananas!" >DK: "I didn't lose them Diddy, someone must have taken them!" >Diddy: "Who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... Oh no." >*Cut to scene of K Rool, voiced by a menacing Danny DeVito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit* >*DK and Diddy look at each other*: "K Rool." >THE KONGS >Diddy: "I'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!" >DK: "Uh, no offense Diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material." >Diddy: "What are you talking about? Watch this!" *Jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground and a coconut falls and hits him in the head* >DK: "...ouch." >BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST >Funky (played by The Rock): "If you're gonna take on the Kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower." >*DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun* >*A couple of peanuts break open on a target* >Diddy: "Why do I get the peanut gun?! What, am I gonna feed 'em to death?" >TO GET THEIR NANNERS >Diddy: "I'll starve without these bananas! What am I gonna eat? Ants on a stick?!" >DK: Well, you know, you are getting to be a-." >Diddy: "Don't you SAY IT!" >DK: "...chunky monke- >*Diddy screams and leaps on DK* >BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS >*DK and Diddy speed down a minecart* >Diddy: "Do you know how to drive this thing?!" >DK: "You can drive this thing?!" >DK & Diddy: "AAAAAAAAAA" >THIS SUMMER >*Exciting action montage* >COME VISIT >*Suddenly, Diddy gets hit in the crotch* >Diddy: "...right in the little banana..." >DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
Teen: Let's goooo! Mario: Hey. Thats-a my line. Except I say it a leettle more-a like "Let's-a go!" Teen: Yeah sure whatever you say you fucking goomba mustache fuck... *Teen Walks Away* Mario: Huh...a-Peach am I no longer based? Peach: Mario, the last time you were based was when you got your cock stuck Daisies ass on Cool, Cool mountain 25 years ago! Mario: (sigh)..Remind me again *Walks away while rubbing his erect cock Peach: "Let's goooo" home, Mario...I baked you some fresh divorce papers.
Nolan Bennett
This feels so real wtf
Austin Wright
It is real.
Kayden Wilson
KINO I N O
Isaac Williams
>Bowser: LEO BURNETT AND 4KIDS ARE THE DEVIL, LEO BURNETT how did they ever get away with this
