Call of doodoo

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>Advanced Warfare
>not "Black Plops 2"

Based Big Slime.

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that happened to me 3 times today.

Taking the L

what's it like pooping bros.

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Sometimes if I poop a big enough log I get a boner and need to fap

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I don't know about the rest of you, but the older I get, the more poop wants to not come fully out. Like I can poop, but there's always that last little chunk that just wants to hang halfway out my ass. It doesn't want to come out and wiping is irrelevant, like wiping a marker as they say. Doesn't really want to go back in either, I call it "poop purgatory."

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i don't even know what to tell if you if you interpreted OP's image as lust provoking...

shitting with a hemorrhoid is hell lads

everytime i shit i feel like im getting fucked with a knife

heh

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Ever since i turned 30 i've had this problem i would just not shit unless i was home and when i would shit there i would have to take a shower and dig out the shit left behind. Eventualy i wised up and got a bidet. It saves me so much fucking time it's great.

Dat nigga EDP445 has fallen on hard times

kek

amber heard's favorite game LOL!!!

first thing that popped into my head when I saw this thread.

first thing that poopped into my head when I saw this thread.

7th gen was so kino

If my friends called me "big slime" I'd probably live stream my suicide.