Lol. A remaster of the remaster
Please tell me Any Forums isn't going to buy this shit...
If you still haven't played it, at least pirate this shit when it drops on PC.
A double full priced remaster is spitting in gamers faces.
The trailer models look hilariously bad. I won't even be able to fap to any is the 3D lewds.
$100 for extra fat on her face and "muh raytracing"
This is fucking Horizon 2 all over again
When will it end bros?
rent free
You probably jack off to traps
When the electricity finally goes out for good.
STOP POSTING THAT PICTURE
I CAN ONLY SEE HIM
HIM
I SEE HIM IN MY DREAMS
Top left for me
The worst is yet to come
>umm excuse me. I'm your designated female main character. You WILL fap to me
Legitimately have no idea which is the new one, would say right, but the graphics look worse, not just the model
The new one is on the right.
>Original: youth, genuine fear and exhaustion present on face, feminine features
>New PS5/PC version: older, facial expression is one of disgust and confusion
Like what the fuck are they thinking? Surely these retards knew that by making her cute. They'd sell copies. Who the fuck did the redesign?
OH NO....I CAN'T JACK OFF TO MY CGI RENDERED 14 YEAR OLDINOS!
Projecting much user?
A'ight, wait your turn.
>left: plastic looking uncanny valley
>right: actually passably human
I'm tired of games trying to get as realistic characters as possible
rent free
I actually fap to bbw fart porn
>right
>Human
Yeah ok bud.
Okay fatty
It looks to me like they're trying to memory hole young Ellie clearly being inspired by Ellen Page at the time. Now she looks like a younger version of her goblina self in the second game.
It was already memory holed with the first game
god bless eastern devs