Do you play video games with your significant other?

Hubby and I have been playing Minecraft Dungeons recently. We've gone through Elden Ring before that and we play Lego games too.
We play a lot together and it's fun.

i've been playing a ton of v rising with my gf all week

haw haw

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Uhhhhhhh
BASED???

what are you talking about?

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>partner
Why do (I'm assuming you're r*ddit crossposting nigger bong) say this instead of girlfriend/boyfriend?

roflmfao

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I kneel.

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user-sama
i kneel

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I don't browse your shithole website, we say words that are shorter because they're shorter. Not cunthole I'm from Cuntifornia and I need to appear politically correct to people that think recreationally giving each other aids is a good thing.

Will somebody PLEASE think of the women?

LORFMA

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It hurts a lot but what else can we do but hope? Maybe we might get sentient cat wives one day.

women should not be allowed on the internet
IN MY OPINION

No.

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>be 35 years old
>everyone told me through my 20s "don't worry user, someday it'll happen"
>it hasn't

Friendly reminder that I am living proof. Not everyone gets a happy ending and will stay alone forever.

I will NEVER have a significant other

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>when you made all the bad choices and get the worst ending

don't worry user, someday it'll happen

It will only happen if you try. Nothing will happen if you shut yourself in your room.

Moi on ze boat.

My parents would play Mortal Kombat 4 when us kids went to bed.

Absolute sensible chuckle

>Born to breed
>World is a sex
>Fuck em all 1989
>I am horny man
>410,757,864,530 fucked anthros

whatever keeps the dirty Fr*nch away is fine by me

don't lose hope brother

*Witcher 3
A potato could run the first game on max easily.

>visit elderly mom
>"did you find a nice girl yet user?
>"aw don't worry any day now"

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Yeah but honestly, it's too late at this point. Imagine in 5 years I will literally be 40(!) fucking years old. Despite having a babyface and everyone mistaking me for being in my 20s every time thanks to blessed genetics RNG it still doesn't change the fact I am OLD as fucking shit.

I have to do something to meet some people because I am already in a really bad spot.

This fucking feels hopeless

You don't call your gf/so/partner a waifu?

>why is my son telling me he's a girl

This wouldn't be a problem if women didn't try to invade male spaces.
Just saying, maybe the problem is them, not the entire world.

Is he /ourguy/?

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I had an unhealthy relationship with my significant other so we split up.

But..
I miss the headpats.
I miss being caressed on the cheek.
I miss being spooned at night.
I miss wrapping my arms around him.
I miss being told I'm cute and that he loves me.
I miss holding hands.
I miss holding onto his arm when I'm feeling shy and walking in public with him so I feel protected.
I miss getting kissed on the mouth.
I miss random moments of ecstacy in which he pins me down, and does something exciting, like bite my neck.
Sigh..

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I’m sure you’ve already got the “exercise, take care of yourself, and put yourself out there” speech, so instead I’ll just tell you this. Regardless of who you are, rejection happens. The key is understanding that you’re not just trying to find a person to bone (though that might be a good start), but also to find out what you’re interested in. Don’t even begin to think you know what you like if you’ve never had a significant other, because you don’t. Because no one does until they try.

What's with the antenna? Is she an ayy lmao?

Just fucking go outside and interact with people and it'll happen. It's only hopeless if you keep doing nothing until you're actually 40.

that's his sister tho

why do you even want it to happen? do you really want a 35-40 year old woman in your life?

hot

I wish i had significant other. would be nice

Protip: 40 means shit if you look good.
I'm serious. Just work out and lose fucking weight. You think there aren't hot guys in their 50s?

Age is a fucking meme dude until you literally become some senile shambling zombie OR you never took care of your body.

Reddit
Unironically that’s why

I dont think you can make a grown female like vidya unless she grew with it

Not really, she’ll be on her phone if I’m playing games.

We usually just watch each other play games. She likes to watch me play survival horrors and story-heavy stuff like Kojima games, and I like to watch her play Zelda and Metroidvanias and the occasional JRPG. We do play Overwatch and Orcs Must Die together a lot when there's a new game or new content.