The Any Forumsillage is electing a new mayor

>the Any Forumsillage is electing a new mayor

Whats your top 3 policies

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Ban all elves except Dunmer
Kick out the Fighter's Guild
All city guards are big tittied lolis.

no trannies
that's it, that's the policy

Eldritch deity prayer day on Sunday
Every villager must have a personal female argonian slave
Tunnel hide and seek daily

all apples to be inspected by food safety council
no setting your dog on fire
mudcrabs are everyone's responsibility

>forced to play a game for at least one hour a day
>ban all tourists who don't want to conform to village rules
>villagers with shit taste are banished into the shiteater district

Mandatory Dibella worship every Sundas
Everyone must place an object on chairs they are about to sit on
Guards are only permitted to use high blast range, low damage lightning spells inside of buildings.

so far you have my vote but i am a fickle man and I will change it if something better arrives

- video games are now mandatory
- anybody discovered having an incorrect amount of fun (either too much or too little) will be sent to the re-education camps
- you can now have a champion represent you instead of participating yourself on penis inspection day

good rules if you like to represent reddit village.

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