Mobile games for potty breaks

Are there any actual good mobile games that are ideal to play while pooping? Something you can play on your phone once a day for 10 - 20 minuted that isn't just retarded gacha shit that plays itself?

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cooking mama let's cook

I'd read one of those CYOA games. Mobile games suck.

Just do your wordle and doom scroll like the rest of us.

just wear a diaper so you can game on PC for 18 hours a day.

>Are there any actual good mobile games
No

Eat more fiber so you don't have to spend 20 minutes on the john.
My shits are 4 minutes max.

Minetest. It's free and open-source.

Someone said it
I don't even take fiber and it has never been more than 10 min absolute tops unless I'm sick. You people are gonna get hemmhoroids

Why do your stool passings take more than 2 minutes?

Magic Survival
Warplane Inc

Both are easily picked up on the go.

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To actually answer: Warzone the Risk clone. I can't believe that thing's still alive but it's an app. I think it use to go by Warlight back in browser form. Taking a few turns on differents maps makes for a good 10 minute passing of time when waiting for anything.

Someone gets numb legs while playing on the shitter?

>do poopie
>sweating like crazy because its breaking my butthole
>after poopie my butthole is burning and itchy for the rest of the day
>stings when i try to wash it in the shower

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Nice anus rip you got there fren
One time i didnt take care of it
Hat to spread my legs infront of fem doc and fem helper and she injected antibiotics into my anus

Go on...

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Other user here, how do I take care of it? I think there's a wound near my butthole from wiping too much.

There are supposiyoty for Analfissure
Could be the same as for hemorrhoids

Was really shameful but it instantly got better
It get Analfissure from time to time if i dont press with controll on the shitter
I want to never go to a female doc again

>10 - 20 minuted
If you take that long to shit go see a doctor

You people do realise how much you/your clothes absorb your poo fumes if you sit around for 20 minutes after you take a shit, right?

based cyoa chad
/cyoag/ is such a shithole though.....

pokemon go

Oh. I guess in reality I might not have an erection either. That sucks. At least you had females anally service you. Thank you for the wisdom. I drink coffee religiously and that diuretic keeps me routine, no straining.