Sup, it's your boi!

Sup, it's your boi!

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cant believe he set his mom on fire

>sup yall its me your boi asmongold got another shit hypocritical take that nobody asked for when most of my audience just want to see me act like a retard and my only qualifications are being an absolute NEET cucklord living in filth

Holy shit! Toki from Metalocalypse

Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES.

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Toki is actually fit and isn't balding.

>my man

Finally, someone I can relate to.

Have sex

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and today we'll be having taco bell for lunch and wendy's for dinner

Damn bruh, middleage really hit my boy Yong hard huh?

Fucking baller!

How does it feel to know that he deep dicked this thot on a daily

>filtered by shinobi hunter

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he has "fuck you" money.

so is he transitioning now or something? He looks like a fag.

looks like your typical modern roastoid. a soulless automaton caked up with makeup and implants

>Dude I'm just whaling so people can see how bad it is
>Spends another $1000 on lost ark

I hate that retard face he makes every five seconds

redditgold man

>Says for the 100th time he's about to restart FF14
>People actually believe him

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at least it's better than ffxiv

it really isn't, both games are fucking shit to watch

Virgin cope

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Dead eyes. Shark eyes.

based

Is he doing okay now? He seemed pretty out of it after his mom died.

>lost ark
>hear him seethe over rng or talk random shit while grinding
>ff14
>hear him read some shitty jrpg story that he is clearly not interested in

he explained last week that as much as he wants to go back to ffxiv he hates how his chat is during the streams

I loove reactmongold

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Well ffxiv shills wouldn't stop spamming chat and his subreddit

the worst dogshit reason anybody could ever have about anything, no matter the game
wowfags were the same way when he was playing FFXIV and people are the same way about lost ark too

That's really saying something considering his chat generally has the average IQ of mayo

He's so pogchamp guys!

Well the WoW Refugee rush is pretty much over after all of them either got filtered or caught up to the story like the rest of us so things should be more chill. Then again it's Asmongold's chat so we know I'm lying out of my ass.

>Plays FFXIV
>Wowshitters constantly shit on the game, he says nothing about it
>But it's bad when people ask him to play the game

yeah fuck off, dude has the worst stockholm syndrome i've ever seen and he's using any excuse to not play FFXIV

Someone should make an edit of this except with nothing but thinly veiled pol threads.

Do it, faggot

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He's not even playing WoW lmao if anything he is a Lost Ark addict also why does he need reasons to not play XIV? He gets 80k+ viewers regardless he's fine without XIV and their toxic needy fanbase

>I get unironcially triggered by the BatChest emote.
>After two years of fallout from Classic Andys, it's not a meme to me, it's real
>It is banned in my chat

I'd have to browse pol for ideas, not worth it. That place drains what little joy I have left in my sliver of a soul.

how the fuck is it any better?
>spends forever begging for money and materials to hone shit
>hones for hours and fails
>begs some more
>does like an hour of actual content

what the fuck is wrong with you

I don't why we don't have a /web/ board for youtubers and stuff, twitter drama and so on

I tuned in are you all seethed so hard over him and don't get the hate

Maybe if you had aspergers and didn't catch his dry sense of humor and took all his jokes seriously

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>only 1k

haha poor

90% his stream is fighting with retards in his chat

This is the best Todd Howard role.

Literally everything about him and OTK is garbage.
I dont understand how children can watch this shit.

It's not that bad

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>his jokes
when ?

I’m sure the alpha for Wow Dragonflight will start during the next month and then he be too in love with Blizzard again for at least the next 8 months to care about anything else

his mom is dead LMAO oh no no no
oh no no no
kek
oh no no no

better than him reading a dogshit jrpg larping as an MMO while pretending he's interested in it, yes, in fact watching paint dry is better

Exactly you just have aspergers

You think he soul binds to his mom in Shadowlands?

Cringe, momlet. Mums are based.

> get banned in his chat for asking how his mom is doing
> use 10 more other twitch accounts to ask him how his mom is doing and are all banned

So how is his mom doing?

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