Why is it still impossible to buy a PS5?

Why is it still impossible to buy a PS5?

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Manufacturing problems

Because people like me buy them all up and resell for 799

Why do you want to buy a machine with zero games?

fuck yes cat hair on my fucking produce

Literally scalpers, its sucks because they've fucked this gens releases so bad. When companies are telling you just to use their old consoles with new releases you know some real damage has been done.

don't you think it's time to switch to PC buddy?

But the Switch and Xbuck don't have any problems like that.

imagine if the shelves collapsed on them

>candy
>produce
do Americans really?

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And they sell less

It's like a heroin addiction

Why would you want to buy a PS5?

>NOOOOO!!! NOT THE HECKING HAIRINO IN MY AMERICAN CANDYNINO PRODUCCINO!!!! FBI HELP ME AIEEEEEEE!!!!

They do, there is a reason they are All fat.

It was a ruse, you have been tricked, welcome to a wholesome kot thread.

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I'll take 3 packs of gum and a chocolate bar and that cat in the very left

The switch released years before the chip shortage (and uses older hardware), and the Xbox isn't as popular. It's the same as it ever was: supply and demand. We've only just started seeing GPUs and Xboxes in stock, the PS5 will follow soon enough.

The american food and nutrition service counts ketchup as a vegetable
American children get a pack of ketchup as their vegetables with school lunches

>A similar controversy arose in 2011, when Congress passed a bill prohibiting the USDA from increasing the amount of tomato paste required to constitute a vegetable; the bill allowed pizza with two tablespoons (30 mL) of tomato paste to qualify as a vegetable
>Pizza counts as a vegetable
Why are americans like this?

si

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American candy is more healthy than what passes for food in the rest of the world.

I want to fuck all those cats

This is your brain on diabetes.

Americans are subhuman, just laugh and watch them all die of heart disease.

Americn food is filled with high fructose corn syrup. That can never be healthy

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Better question, why would you want to? It has no games, so are you planning to burn your house down with it?

Uncle Joe wont stop destroying the economy. Affordable goods and US production needed to take a backseat to diversity and Ukraine

Corn is a vegetable it's good for you.
Not that any non-Americans would know anything about corn.

It bothers me that I will never be as comfy as a sleeping cat.

this image will never not be hilarious to me because they replaced the part about the probability approaching one with exponentially increasing. I imagine they did this because americans don't understand how probabilities work. the original mutt's law was a parody of the adage known as godwin's law and takes the wording exactly.

No one cares nerd.
*begins flossing