How do you respond?

How do you respond?

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I pick my avatar at random, and my nickname is my real name, Mom. Maybe you should have picked a better name when i was born then

I know that feel, bro. Both my first and last name are slang for penis. Thanks mom and dad

I use a neutral nickname for online and girl names name for girl characters in singleplayer games, because why the fuck would I use a nickname in those.
I don't respond, because not only is it not entirely true, she doesn't know that and wouldn't care to ask if she did.

based Cockdonger

Because it's cute and I like cute things. You already know that because you know how I like anime.

but i dont mom you're looking at the wrong person

Dong Johnson is that you?

Shut up richard

I dial 8

Willy Cooch? I didn't know you frequented 4channel.

>Because I'm a faggot

This is the only possible answer. If your avatar is female when you can be male, you are pathetic unironically. You are a manchild

I didn't
>but you had a girl character
because I like to jerk off to titties

Because I'm not gay

Bold of you to assume my mother cares about what I do.

Hi Dick Cocker

>Because I like looking at cute girls, mom. Would you rather have me spending all day looking at a manly dude?
>Son, you're playing a first person game.
>Yeah, look at these cute clothes. I love cute girls.

Richard Johnson?!

I like girls.

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explain this

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>female drucchi are the only ones capable of using magic because the witch king malekith kills all dark elves sorcerers lest they fulfill an ancient prophecy and kill him, I had to minmax as a witch elf.

Peewee Pecker is one hell of a name, though

"SHUT UP, BIIIITCH HAHAAAA CUNT"

"you would not believe all the free shit other players give you if you put in even a little bit of effort in pretending to be a girl, i swear mum, im getting more entertainment from leading on other players than actually playing the game normally."

Goddamn, i thought i lost these pictures. Thanks

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I don't?

At least yours doesn't rhyme with clitoris

Is this you?

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You're close, but no cigar.

"im trans btw"

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So it’s not Mulva?

Looks about right, kinda nostalgic

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"Anime website."

I scam loner virgins out of their money in game by going 'Tee Hee, thx~

Whatever you say Leslie Triplecock

How are you doing, Braulio Pinto

I secretly like girls.

i grew up watching dad play ole triangletits tomb raider, if mum had any funny thoughts about my avatar, then at worst she keeps it to herself and rolls her eyes internally.

Nihao Lo Wang

My mom would assume that is my girlfriend name and photo, i dont have one tho.

Dick Schlong?

If you're using anime avatars after your early-mid teens, it's time to move on

Strange way to say your "mother" is a man.

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I dunno, I still think furry avatars are worse

>tell your parents you're fucking gay
>proceed to play as big titty girls in skimpy clothes
>they assume it's normal since you're supposedly gay
Big brain.

None of your business nigger

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From the thumbnail I thought that was like a dopey dinosaur.

His name was Boris?

I'm horny like 24/7 and girls are hot.

I think one can guess what happened.

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