Kirby just absorbed you! What powers does he get?

Kirby just absorbed you! What powers does he get?

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muh dick

suicidal intent and an insatiable attraction to chicks with dicks

he's high and has yellow fever

he'd die from poison or other complications instantly

Closeted Homosexuality

Gets to see ghosts vampire's and ghosts I'm schizophrenic

He becomes unloved and hated

hate women

an unquenchable desire to be lovingly held in the arms of a woman

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HIV

Depression

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Rape

Dam I wish she was still young

Autism

Crippling depression

6 and a half inches of FAT NEET COCK

The ability to kill all emotion and stare blankly into the void.

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BEES!

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>kirby can now suck even more