Everyone pretends to like game because it's popular

>ask him if he's got a cider instead
Lmao what a fag

beer has been popular for hundreds... no, thousands of years

ciders are for girls user

>unironically drinking beer in 2022
Given the amount of estrogen this shit has, might as well hop on HRT and start shopping for e-girl stockings

I like hefeweizen with a lemon slice

but why is this shit popular when acid is safer, cheaper, and actually fun

Stop drinking piss water and you'll find beer with a good taste. You gotta pay for quality.

Getting drunk on beer is expensive and inefficient. Beer is more calorie than alcohol, you have to drink a shitton to get outright wasted whereas a much smaller amount of cheaper, harder booze will do the same, and probably faster too.
Beer has been produced by humans for over a thousand years for a reason: good beer tastes fucking great.

That's not whiskey.

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>get drunk once to try it
>don't like it
>now sentenced to be a social outcast because i don't drink
i hate being australian, i wish i was muslim desu

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There are tastier and faster ways to get drunk. Why waste your time with beer when liquor is all around better?

>[generic NPC response]

Fucking typical. Again why do you care what someone drinks to get drunk? I'd drink a fucking appletini if it gets me fucked up.

I bet you watch sports just to fit in.

The only beer I've really liked was some sweet beer I had in a bar and haven't been able to find in stores since. Should I just embrace being a fruity boy and start drinking ciders?

Why don't you try drinking without the express objective to get drunk?

then whats the point

I just want a slight buzz or to feel a bit tipsy.

Why would I ever move away from stuff like rum / juice or wine / juice? It's literally just like having a cup of juice but it makes you drunk. Sangria is my jam.

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Vodka unironically tastes better than beer.
Yes I am a slav.
Yes I am correct and no you are not.

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try other stuff. cider is quite nice. gin and lemonade if you're comfortable with your sexuality

>5000000 different flavors of beer
>fags say they all are gross

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if you want to get drunk doo a bunch of shots, not low abv drinks dumbass

Beer is fine, wine is the one people pretend to like

>Ay nigger

Faaaag

hard liquor is for special occasions not for casual drinking

>start mixing vodka with tequila
>people look at me like i'm crazy
>eventually see vodquila bottles
this fucking clown world

>consume hundreds of calories for literally no reason
i got drunk on a decent tasting wine that was in my mother's fridge, i can't even stand the smell of beer

Because then you're sober among drunk people, a special kind of hell.

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>druggie thread

NAME 5 GAMES LIKE THIS,BUFFON!
CMON IM WAITING 5 VIDEOGAMES,BABOON!

I do both cunt. I drink low % to not dehydrate myself too much

Vodka is one of the only alcohols I dislike.

me on the right

I have never got drunk
Beer is great

>hard liquor is for special occasions
>not for casual drinking
Tell that to rum.

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>What is the fucking deal with beerfags
>why do you care what someone drinks

pick an argument and stick to it

Pussy.
Try the hazelnut Soplica with milk

me on the left

>I have to drink estrogenic poison in order to feel manly

retard alert

what are you guys
>playan
>eatan

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reddit thread

>get drunk on vodka
>literally forget everything that happened afterwards
No other drink does this to me.

>being afraid of a little estrogen
Is your test so low that even a beer will make you somehow gayer than you already are?

I pretend to like people so I can drink beer without being judged

On the bright side you're Australian, so you're practically Muslim anyway.

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>FFXI
>grilled andouille sausage

Appletini, light on the tini

last time i tried mixing anything with milk it wasn't a good idea
it was vodka+rum+tequila-beilys-7up

>tfw get celiac disease
tuck me in, let me die

Are you retarded? I never judge beerfags for drinking beer, I judge them for being judgmental cunts who can't think for themselves.

if you enjoy alcohol you are retarded

>sit down at a bar
>bartender asks what i want
>ask for a glass of milk
>hear snickering from a patron next to me
>rough cowboy-looking guy
>"why don't ya drink a real man's drink"
>unzips his pants and starts pissing at my feet
>i walk out

>game is pay2win
How is that any better?

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my negro

>it was vodka+rum+tequila-beilys-7up
Wtf.
Weak head.

>says this while eating red meat

>don't drink any carbonated drinks at all because I hate the feeling
Everyone always thinks I'm a fucking psycho when I bring it up. Is it really that weird?

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I don't drink beer because I don't like the taste and I can think for myself. Suck my balls. :^)

Yes

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worst part is , i made the mix , tried it . leave it on the fridge, went to buy , and come back and saw all the milk separated from the rest , it was a painfull hour for my stomatch

fromdrones BTFO!

based
switch to kombucha

>Woohoo I drink to get fkd up brooooohos
Fuck off underage

For me it's WT101. Simple as.

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that's a really shitty rum though

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Just ask for a kriek lol.

Beer is usually shit.
Something that really bothers me about beer is that we should be supposed to drink hit warm.
Cider is a far superior casual alchool.

Why else would you fucking drink?

Also I'm 30 cunt.

Yes

yes i like pear cider
no i am not a homosexual

> Delicious Bangs in the background
What did this shitposter-kun mean by this?

I'm 29 and only ever gotten drunk twice. Once at 14, the other at 21. This shit tastes like garbage no matter what beer it is and no one will ever force me to drink it again.

Unless it’s completely dry(no sugar), your friend is correct

I would have asked why if I was younger
now I get it

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Nah man, I can gargle pure whiskey or cheap tequila all night long and I won't forget even a tiny detail. Vodka is just poisonous.
You ever wonder if Russians are so fucked in the head because they drink that shit all the time?

I don’t drink much. Still finding that drink is for me. I liked a dark rum and I tried some brandy recently and found it nice

>playan
my penis >:^)
>eatan
already eatan rice+chicken+carrot+onion stew and heavy greek yogurt with raw strawberries.

>it has to taste bland

Explain your reasoning you fucking NPC.

>restaurant near me gives an entire pitcher of sangria for 15 bucks
Whatever faggots, enjoy your 12 dollar craft beers. I'm getting hammered for a fraction of the cost

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>Go to a bar
>Ask where the Sailors hang out
>HERE YA GO MILK'S PERFECT FOR A SCHOOL BOY
>mfw

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DRUK BROS

I like it too. I might be a homosexual.

>gets you fat
>tastes like dogshit if not ice cold to supress the taste
>sucks at getting you drunk
it really is fucking garbage, if you drink beer by yourself you are a fucking loser

I'm not a beer fan but I really cannot taste the difference between Corona and Lagunitas in terms of quality (obviously I can in flavor). Short of Bud or other shit tier beers everything else seems "acceptable."

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Why specifically beer though? is it because it's cheap? I prefer tequila because it's sweet and has like 3 times the alcohol percentage.

You don't need any other rum, especially if you're going to mix it.
Just add a big ice block and the juice of 2 oranges and you have a winner.

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pretty sure sulfuric acid is not really safe for human consumption, neither is battery acid but you wouldn't know about that because you're a dumb acid user

>best version of game is region exclusive

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That's me in the corner.
That's me in the spot... light

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Unless it's a hot summer afternoon and you're in a pub garden in the west country, you're a faggot.

holy based

>asking for cider
youtu.be/IycVrdWnbaM?t=29

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For me, its Rekorderlig Passionfruit Cider

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ITT: OP's point get proven by 90% of the posts

>give you tits from the estrogen inside of the hops
>seriously thinks there's enough estrogen in beer to change his fucking anatomy
Beer makes you fat and that gives you fat-deposit mantits. Real mantits are a very different medical condition, and even actual trannies that take estrogen (much, MUCH higher doses than what you can find in hops) have difficulty growing them. I guarantee you that you wouldn't grow actual mantits even if you drank nothing but beer for the rest of your life.

I have fucked over 50 girls.
I bet you're still a virgin lmao

>american lager

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I'm a ciderfag too, I know the struggle. Like, I know it's a sweet lemonade of a drink and doesn't taste anywhere bitter enough for your manly taste, but i like it.

Anyway, are you seeing anyone at the moment?

how? OP's entire point is
>I don't like it so noone does
then people say
>uh I actually like it
>NO YOU DONT YOU ARE MAKING THAT UP COPE

Jesus christ this place is so normalfag infested now

For me it's Cтoличнaя

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Why do you think us slavs drink vodka all the time?
You think we're happy?
Look at global suicide statistics friend.
Vodka may be a poison to you but it is a cure for us.

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Regular alcohol really taste like dogshit to me and I don't give a fuck if people call me fag for liking alcohol that is made for females, I like drinks that is sweet not bitter.

I feel you on that one, sorry to hear you have to still deal with that. We couldn't serve Yuengling until 2018 in my state. Me and my dad used to take turns making trips crossing the border to a nearby state and grabbed them before I moved out.

normalfags are the ones ordering ciders retard

Literally only western fags that pretend that they know Russian Vodka
No Ruskie actually drinks that shit

part of why i dislike alcohol is that i was never invited to parties in high school even when 45 of the 50 people in my graduating year were invited and alcohol always makes me think of being excluded

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I wish stouts were more popular, I find them genuinely revigorating, like a strong cup of coffe.

I'm not against ciders, though

Just saying "kriek" is technically a bear but it's sweet and fruity

cider is only sweet lemonade if it's that shit in a 2 litre. a good dry cider has a wonderful crisp bite and tastes amazing, I miss the cider I got in england last time I went, there was cloudy fresh tapped cider with an extremely strong taste as well, damn that was good.

well it isn’t safe for mentally ill people but for normal people its fine. alcohol has actual physical harm

beerfags seething

They pretend to like beer so everyone else has to suffer instead of drinking superior alcoholic beverages like cider (for taste) or hard liquor (get drunk faster)

okay fag

"waah i disagree with people on the internet"

>all these generic anti-cider NPC responses

Women are more inclined to identify with the rest of the herd. The estrogens from all the beer you've been drinking probably turned you into a little bitch incapable of original thought.

Have fun with your shitty-tasting beverage you subhumans.

There's no shame in being a faggot, user. But you're still a faggot.

>love mead because always drank a shit ton when hanging out at the ren faire
>now it's cool to like mead and it's become a kind of "hipster" thing
>all the new meads coming out are now surrounded by those types of people
FUUUUUCCCKKKKK

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