You WILL play my game how I want you to play it
You WILL get less content and enjoy it
You WILL stop complaining about my laziness
You WILL cope and deal with it
You WILL not feed fireflies to your pet frog
You WILL play my game how I want you to play it
Noah Turner
Hunter Garcia
no I won't
Zachary Torres
i don't know who this this
Nathan Ortiz
>you WILL play redditcraft
i will not. you WILL go back
Luke Ramirez
I miss notch
Nolan Harris
YOU WILL WATCH MINECON
YOU WILL VOTE ON THE USELESS MOBS
YOU WILL BUY OUR 30 MINECRAFT SPINOFF GAMES
YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR CHAIRS
YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR VERTICAL SLABS
YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR HOSTILE ANIMALS
YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR MOBS THAT DESTROY TERRAIN
YOU WILL NOT ASK FOR NON-MEDIEVAL TECHNOLOGY
YOU WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT UPDATE DELAYS
YOU WILL MIGRATE YOUR ACCOUNT
YOU WILL EAT THE POISONOUS POTATO
AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
Gabriel Barnes
>Mojang has 600 employees
What the fuck are they doing all day? They produce nothing.
Anthony Campbell
Most of them are diversity hires that have legitimately no skills whatsoever, they just make the company look good. There's only like 30 actual programmers and they're spread out between like 6 different minecraft versions + a few spinoffs.
John Green
Unironically why are swedes like this?
It's such a disgusting and fucked up mindset, is it country-wide autism?
Grayson King
Doesnt minecraft have hydraulics? Not really medieval
Oliver Nelson
the ancient greeks invented hydraulics, user
James Campbell
The core of Minecraft is the fruit of Any Forums's loins newfag.
Noah Rogers
>YOU WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT UPDATE DELAYS
No one who cares would do that if they actually did it.
They should be delaying until everything planned is ready instead of pretending we're not at 1.17.5 right now.
Asher Williams
He's the guy who took the lead on Minecraft's development when Notch had had enough.
Easton Jackson
Fair enough. But what about redstone,switches and lights?
Brayden Reed
redstone is more fantasy since it's a made up material, some of the redstone components are more modern than others but most of it can still be reasonably explained as being more fantasy than modern
Justin Allen
Pokémon games have over 1K people working on them since Gen 7. People is meaningless when they're all soulless husks.
Adam Robinson
>migrate my MC account
>completely fucks up my entire MC client
>forced to login into the Microshit store
>after logging in the game still doesn’t even open
I figured out the issue, the official version of Java minecraft CANNOT be opened unless you have the Xbox app/game bar installed on your computer. I fucking hate microshit with a burning passion. Only running a cracked copy of MC now, I refuse to let fucking nigger kikes at microniggershit what I’m doing
Easton Hughes
You WILL not regurgitate this meme. You WILL play video games. You WILL regurgitate MY memes.
Julian Baker
I don't know who you are
Chase Campbell
Multimc still works
Ayden Gomez
minecraft died when notch sold it
nu-minecraft is something i don't know
i still play on v1.8