>Kill a rat
>It drops humanity
Kill a rat
>Kill a zebra
>It drops one hoof
>Not four hooves, just one
Yes because you were the real monster all along.
The other hooves weren't in sellable condition
>pluck a live chicken
>behold a man
I still can't believe it took me one hour for a single rune arc
>kill a 30 foot long dragon
>receive three scales
Is that how you farm them? From the jars? I never got a single one...
>kill a cube of jelly
>it drops a scroll with a series of tasks that eventually leads to treasure
it's because the mission timer dissent allow you to scale it clean
>Ejaculate into Megumin
>Doesn't get pregnant
>kill a human
>It drops ratity
only kazuma is allowed to finish that quest
lmao
>farming anything in Elden Ring
Pure pain. The drop rates are shit and you can tell they clearly intend for you to mostly get stuff from vendors or exploration.
Dark Souls reference?
Rats drop rune arcs and I did that for mere fun
PvP is way more faster
>kill a moose
>drops 3 eyeballs
>kill rat
>it drops a bounty letter from an NPC I stole from
If it takes us 80 zebra kills to find 4 which are in sellable condition then either the player character is utterly retarded for not being able to show restraint when killing things or the quest giver has placed the bar for something being sellable absurdly high
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Deepest lore XD