Enemies can grab you

>locked in a cage his entire life
>why is he crazy lol

Damn.
What did he do to piss off the orangutan that badly?

>punch it
>it grabs your arm or the other one does
your next move? lol

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it's gonna grab your arm and tear it out of its fucking socket. us orangutans are 5x stronger than humen

He could took off his shirt while he had the chance.

Why did the human extend his hands towards the ape, if not to have the extend his back?
This is like drawing a pistol in front of somebody and then complaining when they respond by drawing theirs and shooting you.

they can easily deglove your arm

BRO CHILL IT WAS JUST A TIKTOK LOOK AT THE CAMERA LOOK AT THE CAMERA

>inb4 WHADDA YOU MEAN US?? XDD

it's not trying to bite or scratch at the guy, it's not even making intimidating expressions or anything. I have no clue what the hell it's trying to do

aren't orangutans really peaceful and stuff though why would he do that

>us

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i hope the leg was worth a shirt that probably cost him 3 coconuts

Knee it's arm sideways as hard as I can and break it's arm on the cage?

>aren't orangutans really peaceful
no

enemies can use equipment

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>enemy has a funny face

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Man, you orangs get curious about anything, don't you?

Primates are actually strong as shit. They can quite literally tear you to shreds

what time does your nearest zoo open? i think you're right, you could totally take one.

>us
please don't kill me orangutan bro

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Based pongo only wanted a hug

STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT
TO KILL YOU

Lmao orangutans are many times stronger than humans. If he reaches out his arm he's not getting it back.

I'm not saying I can take one on in a one-on-one brawl, I'm just saying in the particular instance of OP's webm it could have worked. It would have been better then just standing there.

>orangutans and chimpanzees have entered the first part of a stone age

orangutans and chimps are stronger than we are pound for pound. If anything you'd just exacerbate its grip

dog, if a monkey hit me with a branch that big i'm gettin' the hammer lmao
he gets two swings and then i'm airing him out

I remember years ago there was a woman with one as a pet and when she invited a friend over one day he quite literally tore her face off. Can't remember the lady's name but she survived somehow.

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This is why whenever I go to the zoo I chill with the O-Tangs so we're cool when the Orangutans rebel

>An orangutan's grip strength is about 600 pounds.

You'd probably get in trouble for hitting an animal, even if it's trying to hurt you

Don't fuck with it and make it anything larger than it already is, which is currently just a bored ape fucking around for the keks.

Imagine the handjob

>Asian Zoo
Keepers probably provoked the chimp before that video.

You're black aren't you? Only an ape could think it could take another ape in a fight.

I trust based pongos more than any human I've ever met.

The orangutan did nothing here.

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bullshit. there's no way they can squeeze with 600lbs of force. the fuck do you think people kept them trapped in before we learned to metal?

yes if i'm thinking of the same event, they called 911 and the dispatcher laughed it off as a prank because they could hear the chimp screeching in the background

Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come." I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.

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You're asian aren't you? Only a bug doesn't bother to fight back when it's about to get it's limbs torn off.

Wood cages. A 2x4" can hold something like 1000lb of force from bending.

What a fucking cunt

That's an excellent way to make the pongo break that guy's leg

He broke the system, he can beat up opponents without displaying the usual signs of aggression.

>user has the brilliant idea of pissing off an orangutan

did he just want a hug or did he want to rip him apart?

It looked pretty pissed already man

the fuckers can't even float in water because their muscles are that much denser

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If it possessed the intent to tear his limbs off it would be torn before he had time to react, dumbass

uhuh. so this guy is swinging around a combined 1200lbs of exertable grip strength (maybe 2400 if you count his little mutant feet) and a 2x4 is gonna cover that guy rampaging trying to escape a box?

he want to take him into his cage

why the fuck did evolution take our chimp strength away?

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Just because it's not a schizophrenic orc like chimps doesn't mean it's completely harmless
Don't let /an/ memes fool you otherwise

>furious George gets popped
This is a funnier picture than it should be

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That's what the sharp pointy motivational sticks are for.

>massive fat chimp at most managed to rip face and limb off of tiny weak woman
Literally nothing.

kek

endurance running and brains over fast twitch muscle and dumb

brain power trumps strength

Because we maxed out INT at the cost of STR

look how fast the colored people turn on each other. you'd almost think they sold each other fir– wait a minute... hold up...

Dude was holding on to two bars just to not go flying against the cell. He couldn't even spare any strength to try punching it.

This. I think they can sense evil

Big brains and big dicks, m'boy

We are closer to bonobos.

he just needed a friend to play with right?

>enemies jump out of nowhere

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>Humans start getting their food from farming instead of hunting
>Now men start relying on guns for combat
>The industrial revolution brings jobs that don't need you to be physically fit to perform them

Thisis why the ape is in the cage and we aren't, consider yourself lucky

nah i feel you. i'm just arguing to argue, you're probably right. lol

HAS

Big brain, endurance and walking completely upright aren't free

imagine the blowjobs

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>if I say the joke out loud that means it's not funny
What did he mean by this?

Why animal just born strong and I have to workout like crazy? Its not fair bros