>lose 100% of cases against you
>still act cocky every time
???
Lose 100% of cases against you
Justin Russell
Hudson Taylor
Hey now, Edgeworth won one case against Phoenix
Parker Brooks
all built for mating press
Evan Myers
arrogant people don't stop being arrogant after making a mistake
Jack Cook
Edgeworth>Godot>Van Zieks>>>Franziska
Simple as.
Nicholas Robinson
>Falsify evidence and testimonies all day
>Judge: I'm going to allow this
>Wright is framed into accidentally presenting false evidence
>Judge: Disbarred for life
David Wright
Edgeworth won a case against Phoenix and it's implied he's won more minor cases
Godot is just a stupid prick and an overrated character
Franziska is just trying to keep up the persona of her father but failing
And Barok just really, REALLY hates those damn fucking japs.
Ethan Murphy
Edgeworth is mad gay for Phoenix who is a straight volcel. Of course he's gonna act cocky.
Jordan Campbell
To be fair, Phoenix's clients have a habit of being innocent, so there would be a problem if the prosecutors did win every time.
Samuel Brooks
>wins case against legendary attorney
>doesn't let it go to his head and always acts friendly towards his proteges
>even goes out of his way to lose his own cases if he's figured out the defendant is innocent
Good guy Klavier.
Noah Hernandez
You mean he bends over backwards for his boyfriend apollo because he knows he's going to fuck him the moment the trial is over.
Robert Myers
>being innocent, so there would be a problem if the prosecutors did win every time.
We're talking about Japan.
Nolan Sanchez
sex sex maya sex
Brody Lopez
>play it one more time
>good
Christian Peterson
>Doesn't actually do anything wrong
>Is falsely convinced and then harassed by a seething prosecutor
Mason Watson
Good female prosecutor when? Franny and Darklaw frankly suck.
John Allen
>brother is a psychopath.
>best friend is a murdering cunt with a dick toupee.
>disbars an innocent, legendary attorney because he's a moralfaggot retard and decided to cancel him like some twitter feminist.
>Has a band. only ever plays the same fucking song.
>plays the guitar. Only seen doing the air guitar because he's a tool.
>tries too hard to LARP as Dante. Probably does youtube vydia essays videos faking a british accent.
>unprofessional, doesn't do his job properly due to his homolust for Apollo.
>his name is literally piano in German. Even though he only ever plays the guitar
>if this cunt makes me play the fucking Lamiroir video again I'm gonna rape his eyesockets I swear to God
Gabriel Kelly
it's even funnier with Godot, because he never won a single case a s a prosecutor, against you, or against anyone else
Lucas Lee
>Godot is just a stupid prick and an overrated character
Nah Godot is based. He just goes:
>Yeah I have a spotless track record as a prosecutor, never lost a case... because I've never prosecuted before lmao
He's a chad
Benjamin Butler
Maya is not for sex
Daniel Ortiz
>Godot is just a stupid prick and an overrated character
It's fucking bizarre how people keep sucking his dick in game when he's never even prosecuted a case, and proceeds to lose over and over again to that one guy he keeps acting like an asshole towards
Logan Morgan
>even goes out of his way to lose his own cases if he's figured out the defendant is innocent
That makes him a garbage ass prosecutor who should be disbarred
Ryan Wood
>fail to protect your gf because of your crippling coffee edition
>blame her dying on some random guy who's been carrying on her legacy
>kill your gf's mother
>try to get her sister the death penalty
>also be by far one of the shittiest prosecutors in the series in terms of counter-arguments and rebuttals
Yeah a real "chad"
Brody Peterson
Franziska don't you have Interpol cases to be working on right now?
Henry King
I want Franziska to step on me
Dylan Johnson
He abuses animals, that’s pretty fucked up