This is your elf ranger for tonight

This is your elf ranger for tonight.

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I will cross breed with it.

Literally built for consensual hand holding.

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By Bretonnian men.

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I didn't like that game and don't expect their new one to improve anything

I'm pretty middling on Darktide right now. Not really that excited from what I've seen so far.

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Darktide would've been a Deathwatch game. There, I said it.

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>every fucking Warhammer game is about space marines
>one game comes out that isn't about space marines
>a dude immediately jumps in and complains it's not space marines
Like clockwork

Listen you shithead, I appreciate the guard for what they are and they're one of my favorite faction in DoW Dark Crusade/Soulstorm. But from what I've seen of Darktide it looks fucking boring as shit. Lasguns, autoguns, and dinky versions of chainswords and power hammers. A Deathwatch game could be so much more, since you're marines you get all the wacky fun weapons that the setting has to offer from Bolters to Plasma Cannons to Meltas to Power Swords to Thunderhammers. A much wider arsenal and because of that you could get way more varied enemy types. Wow, in Darktide we can kill... more Rotbloods that are barely reskinned from their Vermintide counterparts. Deathwatch could have rotbloods, bloodletters, tyranids, daemons of all kinds, Chaos marines, all that. It's needlessly limiting.

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The space marine monkey starts by saying that he likes the guard.
He still flings shit at media that doesn't have his super special boys as pritagonist

that's chuck

Oh, you don't actually play video games. Nevermind, I almost took you seriously for a second. Accept my final (You).

You already have you space marine four player coop shooter. It has been out for a good while, and it has a lot of those wacky fun weapons.

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But it's kinda shit...

I'm not European enough to play this.

And you think release Darktide won't be?

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Go play strogenmon deathwatch, spacemarine fag.
>nooo that one is bad!!1
Kys

If Vermintide is any indication it'll be the most fun it will ever be on release with each successive patch further fucking the game up.

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She fucks rat men.

you just know Kerillian got bullied hard by the other wood elves for being such a otaku for other elf cultures.
>n-no it's not cultural appropriation for me to dress like a dark elf. I'm actually 1/64th dark elf!
>a-actually my great-great uncle's wife was a handmaiden s-so it makes perfect sense for me to larp as a high elf

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Read a bit of the fluff on the rats and Jesus Christ it's horrifying