>eat junk food
>gain health
Eat junk food
burger
>open a treasure chest in a dungeon full of mummies and skeletons
>find food
Since I'll never make a game, I always wanted to have an item in the game called "energy puck" that the art is just a hamburger patty, and later on you find "sweet energy puck" that is a cookie that gives you the same health but -5 stamina.
What are some video games where I can restore my health by eating hamburgers?
>eat food
>max health has been increased
>Enter ancient burial tomb
>Find current day currency
>eat too much food
>lose health
>eat too much food
>change class from DPS to Tank
forgot pick, fuck
>everyone in the world idolizes the quintessential American food
Heh. And they don't even realize they've been subverted by American culture.
>B-BUT HAMBURGERS WERENT INVENTED IN AMERICA!
Disputed, and even if they weren't, when you hear and think of a hamburger, you don't think of Germany. You think of AMERICA. The US of A.
>Game has different food items depending on the location
>eat food
>defense raises
>eat junk food
>breast size increases
not enough games do this
>eat junk food
>die
>1
Go on...
>he doesn't know.
>when you hear and think of a hamburger, you don't think of Germany
When I hear about hamburger the only thing I can think about is Hamburg, city in Germany, I think about USA if I see sandwich though
Very tired of the association of the hamburger being junk food. The real reason Americans are unhealthy is pic related.
Shut the FUCK up this isn't true, you think of AMERICA and AMERICA only
Well we overdo it a bit. And it's glorious.
We're all living in America
Should I go with the Speedy FreeLe or the Bang's?
the only foods that are really bad for you 100% of the time are cured meats and simple sugars
Mayonnaise is disgusting.
You wouldn't download a burger
Wait, I eat cured meats every day :(
borgir
Don't worry user, staying alive at old age isn't worth it anyway
agreed
much prefer mustard
I wish I had the willpower to be healthy :(
i love pictures of anime girls eating burgers so much
I've never tried mustard but as long as it doesn't have eggs or vinegar I'm down to give it a go.
Happened to me irl.
Same!! Quads of truth
I'm on my first day (again) of being healthier
hope I can make it stick this time
Fucking love these things.
Went to visit the US a few years ago and this thing was like crack.
>It is honey so it is alright
He is a big guy
Ohh user honey mustard is where the good stuff is. If i had more money and time i'd prepare it myself to my tastes
There is a severe lack of good looking burgers in video games.
>HAMBURGERS WERENT INVENTED IN AMERICA!
People genuinely think that?
There's a literal place called hamburg in germany.
River City games
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Mother games
Based foreigner
Hate faggots who make ridiculously sized hamburgers. Would rather eat 2 small ones than one fuckhuge one that's impossible to bite into without having all the insides fall out.
Giant burgers are the best
>game lets you cook meals using the boss you just killed
Why are anime girls always crying?
if anime girl eat burger isn't your favorite genre get off my board